Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> Car Of Pain Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: Car Of Pain Theme ID: 30929 Album: N/A I bought me an auto An '81 Ford Escort Wagon Now the fan it be broke And the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel My mechanic's fit for hangin' I got to go to Rust Check Bout the price I'll be hagglin' I can't drive it home 'cause The muffler it be saggin' Got a car full of pain! Satan's is my engine Beelzebub's in my trunk Mephistopheles' at the wheel Because I'm too gosh darn drunk Baal's my passenger And Lucifer's beside him A demon's in the coolant I got bats in the transmission This Escort needs an exorcism Pan is to blame Got a car full of pain! I put a tiger in my tank I let a champ spark my gas Now I got's a demon in the hood A pain in the ass I think the seats are broken (Oh no!) (*spoken* Okay play us some blues on that harp.. Blind Lemon Trevor!*) *Trevor plays somewhat badly* Please please mister Take your blessed wrench Cast out this demon horde And replace the brimstone stench With the smell of gasoline A heavenly muffled roar I'll worship you oh Speedy man Mister Goodwrench even more Let it run Let it run Let it run Oh God, let it run! And now it purrs just like a kitten It roars just like a lion (Roar!) (What?) It runs just like a temple golden Carved by the Mayans Here comes the mechanic Oh no, how much? Four hundred bucks?! You piece of slime! You smell and you suck! Your father was a jackal Your mom's his sister's bitch Got a car full of pain! Yeah I got a car full of pain! I got a car full of pain! I got a car full of pain! Got a car full of pain! I got a car full of pain! I got a car full of pain! Car full of Car full of Car full of pain! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day, Dangerous, Dog Food Woman, Dogfood Woman, Dont Go Into Politics, Dont Go Into Politics, Drink With Me, Forgive Us Were Canadian, Fuzzy Dice, Goin Huntin, Going Hunting, Great To Be A Nerd, Having Fun is Bad for You, Head in the Freezer, Heimlich Maneuver, History Is Made By Stupid People, Horizon, Hot Dog Song, Huntin Song, I Am Cow, I Am Not American, I Pulled My Groin, I Want To Look Like Arnold, I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar, Idiot Road, Its Great To Be A Nerd, Jesus Brother Bob, Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version), Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Last Saskatchewan Pirate, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Lets Go Bowling, Life On The Road, Log Into You, Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts, Losing Hair Under God, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, Mrs Catto, My Voice Is Changing, New Car Smell, No Sale/No Store, No SaleNo Store, Oh God Im Santa Claus, Particle Board, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy