Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> Christmas Turkey Blues Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: Christmas Turkey Blues Theme ID: 30938 Album: N/A Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' sucker and wipe up them tears You don't deserve a damn thing You're not even cute and your attitude stinks It must suck to be you Nobody likes you so what can you do You think you got problems kid, you think you got strife But come each December do you fear for your life I'm your turkey so your troubles are small I'm stuffed on your table, I'm a tasty butterball I've got the christmas turkey blues If you got your necked ripped out then you'd have them too I've got the christmas turkey blues You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too You sir, you look like heck Didn't you get your Christmas bonus cheque Or maybe your woman left you Ripped your heart right out of your chest and spat on it too Is that why you're wreaking of gin You look dishevelled and there's drool on your chin You thought that this love would laugh But she said Merry Christmas baby and she booted your ass Well that's tough for you mister, too bad about your ordeal How about getting stuffed in the wintertime, see how you feel I don't get to yank no bones or make me a wish It won't be long til I'm just some scraps on a dish I've got the christmas turkey blues If your butt was stuffed and roasted then you'd have then too I've got the christmas turkey blues You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Goin Huntin, Going Hunting, Great To Be A Nerd, Having Fun is Bad for You, Head in the Freezer, Heimlich Maneuver, History Is Made By Stupid People, Horizon, Hot Dog Song, Huntin Song, I Am Cow, I Am Not American, I Pulled My Groin, I Want To Look Like Arnold, I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar, Idiot Road, Its Great To Be A Nerd, Jesus Brother Bob, Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version), Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Last Saskatchewan Pirate, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Lets Go Bowling, Life On The Road, Log Into You, Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts, Losing Hair Under God, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, Mrs Catto, My Voice Is Changing, New Car Smell, No Sale/No Store, No SaleNo Store, Oh God Im Santa Claus, Particle Board, Proud To Be A Banker, Proud To Be Canadian, Really Scary, Rippy The Gator, Rocks and Trees, Sam The Guy From Quincy, Santa Got Arrested, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Santas Coming And Hes Gonna Kick Your Ass, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy