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Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms
Music Title/Track: Dog Food Woman
Theme ID: 30942
Album: N/A


Darling, for you
I think of what I'd do
If you said that sound
I would climb the highest mountain
I would swim the widest sea
I'd wrestle a gorilla to the ground
I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos
I would capture a swarm of killer bees
I would fight a fiery dragon with a wooden sword
If I didn't know what this would do to me
'Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)
I'd really like to do it, but I might get hurt
It's dangerous (too dangerous)
I don't feel like bleeding on my brand new shirt
You might call me cowardly and say I'm full of tripe
You might call me yellow, and baby you'd be right
So I'd surf across volcanos full of lava
I'd even grab a tiger by the tail
I would make fun of a boxing champion's mother
But my courage and my bowels both would fail
I would fight off a bunch of angry cossacks
I would stop a thousand bullets with my hand
I would laugh as my leg was amputated
But baby, I'm not that kind of man
'Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)
I use big words but I never do the deed
It's dangerous (too dangerous)
I beg like a baby if I see somebody bleed
I haven't got a backbone; I'm as timid as a mouse
I could find a cure for this but I can't leave the house
'Cause it's dangerous, too dangerous, too dangerous
For me


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