Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> Kill The Dog Next Door Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: Kill The Dog Next Door Theme ID: 30970 Album: N/A I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind, Then my neighbor bought a dog. He put a ribbon on it's head to make it cute, But it still looked like a Chihuahua. He had me over to watch it sit and beg, It bit my knee and made love to my leg. Now it barks all the night and all of the day, Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn. I didn't get to sleep last night 'til very late, The stupid dog barked and grrrrred. I got up late for work and ran to catch the bus, But I slipped on a turd. I was certain it wasn't one of mine, And that that dog had crossed over the line. I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind, From my lovely little suburb.... I'm gonna kill the dog next door, ain't gonna bark any more 'Cuz this is Judgment Day and the little runt has got to pay. No more turds on my lawn, that stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog. I see the little monster in my garden, So I grab and axe and off I go. And I try my best to get it, All I do is sever my big toe. My neighbor comes outside to calm me, He says his dog and me should just be friends. He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands... Then it starts to bite so I strangle it with all my might, Oh oh oh oh ooh. I'm gonna kill the dog next door, ain't gonna bite any more 'Cuz this is Judgment Day and the little runt has got to pay. No more turds on my lawn, that stupid mutt will soon be gone, Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog. Now that stupid mutt's in doggy heaven, I strangled it to death and now I'm free. But my trouble ain't quite over, My neighbor called the cops on me. I end up at the police s Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Me Like Hockey, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, Mrs Catto, My Voice Is Changing, New Car Smell, No Sale/No Store, No SaleNo Store, Oh God Im Santa Claus, Particle Board, Proud To Be A Banker, Proud To Be Canadian, Really Scary, Rippy The Gator, Rocks and Trees, Sam The Guy From Quincy, Santa Got Arrested, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Santas Coming And Hes Gonna Kick Your Ass, Scary Ned, Sex Drugs And RRSPs, Shipwreck Balladeer, Song Inside My Head, Sponges, Stalker Girl, Steel Drivin Man, Steel Drivin Man, The Ballad Of Dan, The Canada Song, The Canadian Crisis Song, Christmas Blues, The Christmas Song, The Coffee Song, The Credit Song, The Fishing Song, The Gaelic Song, The Golf Song, The Happy Happy Birthday, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Monkey Song, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, The Scotsman, The Toronto Song, The War Of 1812, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Trichinosis, Trip To Greece, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright � 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., Mail to Us , Privacy policy