Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - Oh God Im Santa Claus    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> Oh God Im Santa Claus Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: Oh God Im Santa Claus Theme ID: 30988 Album: N/A Open my eyes, what a beautiful day, Just the type that makes me want to say hurray. I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep, Into my brain, reality seeps. Look all around me, can't believe what I see These little, short people are surrounding me. I've got a white beard, a suit made of red, My soul becomes filled a keen sense of dread. Chorus: OH, GOD! I'M SANTA CLAUS! OH, GOD! I'M SANTA CLAUS! OH, GOD! I'M SANTA CLAUS! OH, GOD! I'M SANTA CLAUS! Hop out of bed, kick an elf in the chest, What an awful way to awake from a rest. "Santa, oh, Santa!" the little gnomes cheer, "You shouldn't be nasty at this time of year!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" I say in a rage, "And what am I doing with these big burlap bags?" The elves, they do roar, "Well, they're full of toys, For you to deliver to the good girls and boys!" Chorus Deciding my fate, I load up the sleigh, Harness the reindeer and get underway. It's nippy out here in the cool Arctic sky, Good thing I remembered that bottle of rye. Flying over rooftops, throwing out toys, Hopefully crushing those good girls and boys. Like a bad dream, I pray for release, Please let this hellish existence be ceased. Chorus From this nightmare I finally awake, The rein is on fire, my hands, they do shake, But wait, they're not hands, they're cute little paws! I'm the Easter Bunny, I'm not Santa Claus! OH, GOD! I'M THE EASTER BUNNY! OH, GOD! I'M THE EASTER BUNNY! OH, GOD! I'M THE EASTER BUNNY! OH, GOD! I'M THE EASTER BUNNY! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Scary Ned, Sex Drugs And RRSPs, Shipwreck Balladeer, Song Inside My Head, Sponges, Stalker Girl, Steel Drivin Man, Steel Drivin Man, The Ballad Of Dan, The Canada Song, The Canadian Crisis Song, Christmas Blues, The Christmas Song, The Coffee Song, The Credit Song, The Fishing Song, The Gaelic Song, The Golf Song, The Happy Happy Birthday, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Monkey Song, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, The Scotsman, The Toronto Song, The War Of 1812, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Trichinosis, Trip To Greece, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Wayne Gretzky Rocks, We Are The Beaver, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wolfe Island Ferry, Wongs Chineses Buffet, Worst Seat On the Plane, A Man Has Needs, A Night On Dildo, A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo, Big Fat Road Manager, Billy, The Themepark Shark, Canadas Really Big, Car Full Of Pain, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy