Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - Particle Board    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> Particle Board Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: Particle Board Theme ID: 30989 Album: N/A Well my baby came at me with a 2x4 So I fought her off with sandpaper It was 60 grit, it was really rough And it made a lot of sawdust But we patched things up with love and glue We went to the church and said "I do" Our honeymoon was at a hardware store Our love's a lot like particle board Particle Board, it ain't got no grain Unless you paint it with a darkwood stain Particle Board, it doesn't take no brains to know that Our love's a lot like particle board Well I heard the train come rolling by With cattle on board, so we decided We should drop everything and hop that train And take a one-way trip to the slaughterhouse Well we stared at the cattle as they took the walk To meet the man who worked the saw We stared at the blood and the guts and the gore It looked an awful lot like particle board Particle Board, it ain't got no grain Unless you paint it with a darkwood stain Particle Board, it doesn't take no brains to know that Our love's a lot like particle board We made love on a flat bed truck She worried about getting splinters in her butt I said don't think about those problems when we rut The deck's made of particle board Ahh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Particle board, you could make a dresser Or a shelf or a hutch or an ottoman You could leave it like it is or paint it up It's still gonna be made of particle board Particle board, it's useful stuff It's stronger than glue, it's better than fluff It sounds like a simile and that's enough To say that our love's a lot like particle board Our love's a lot like particle board Our love's a lot like particle board Our love's a lot like particle board Ahh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Particle Board! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Sex Drugs And RRSPs, Shipwreck Balladeer, Song Inside My Head, Sponges, Stalker Girl, Steel Drivin Man, Steel Drivin Man, The Ballad Of Dan, The Canada Song, The Canadian Crisis Song, Christmas Blues, The Christmas Song, The Coffee Song, The Credit Song, The Fishing Song, The Gaelic Song, The Golf Song, The Happy Happy Birthday, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Monkey Song, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, The Scotsman, The Toronto Song, The War Of 1812, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Trichinosis, Trip To Greece, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Wayne Gretzky Rocks, We Are The Beaver, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wolfe Island Ferry, Wongs Chineses Buffet, Worst Seat On the Plane, A Man Has Needs, A Night On Dildo, A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo, Big Fat Road Manager, Billy, The Themepark Shark, Canadas Really Big, Car Full Of Pain, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Hangover, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy