Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - Sex Drugs And RRSPs    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> Sex Drugs And RRSPs Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: Sex Drugs And RRSPs Theme ID: 31000 Album: N/A As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock n' roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold 7 figure income from a 6 string guitar Dating gorgeous women and driving custom cars And then it happened when my record went gold Then I'm thinkin' what will I do when I get old Can't live forever as the king of rock That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks Chorus: I've got Sex, drugs, & RRSPs I'm a rock n' roller with financial security Sex, drugs, & RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equities I'm a modern rebel with a cause I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws Fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone On stage I run around like some animal But all my money's in a compound annual This life is dangerous but I don't care Because I've got insurance on my guitar and my hair Chorus We used to be such a happy band Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan But Phil choked on his vomit And then Nick choked on his vomit And then Stan choked on his vomit And then so did Bob... What a bunch of idiots Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me Cuz now I'm getting all their royalties They would have spent it on women and booze But me I've got commodities that just won't lose Anything in life that I appreciate Is any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high Rock n' roll and real estate will never die Chorus Chorus Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Christmas Song, The Coffee Song, The Credit Song, The Fishing Song, The Gaelic Song, The Golf Song, The Happy Happy Birthday, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Monkey Song, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, The Scotsman, The Toronto Song, The War Of 1812, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Trichinosis, Trip To Greece, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Wayne Gretzky Rocks, We Are The Beaver, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wolfe Island Ferry, Wongs Chineses Buffet, Worst Seat On the Plane, A Man Has Needs, A Night On Dildo, A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo, Big Fat Road Manager, Billy, The Themepark Shark, Canadas Really Big, Car Full Of Pain, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Hangover, Christmas In Ignace, Christmas Is Almost Here, Christmas Sucks, Christmas Turkey Blues, Christmastime, Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day, Dangerous, Dog Food Woman, Dont Go Into Politics, Goin Huntin, Great To Be A Nerd, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy