Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> The Ballad Of Dan Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: The Ballad Of Dan Theme ID: 31007 Album: N/A I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain and the suffering For on the trail I am the king On doors I knock and on bells I ring Always sure that I will get the sale 'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them sign Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! The door swings wide and I sense my prey Ready to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all about the plan With all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, bless your luck You'll just be raking in the cash 'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them sign Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! The sucker signs, the deed is done It's time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the land Where the wind can blow so cold I ride into the setting sun With the knowledge of a job well done But I can't rest until everyone Has become properly insured 'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line I make them sign Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! Yes, I am Dan the Insurance Salesman In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride I r Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Monkey Song, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, The Scotsman, The Toronto Song, The War Of 1812, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Trichinosis, Trip To Greece, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Wayne Gretzky Rocks, We Are The Beaver, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wolfe Island Ferry, Wongs Chineses Buffet, Worst Seat On the Plane, A Man Has Needs, A Night On Dildo, A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo, Big Fat Road Manager, Billy, The Themepark Shark, Canadas Really Big, Car Full Of Pain, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Hangover, Christmas In Ignace, Christmas Is Almost Here, Christmas Sucks, Christmas Turkey Blues, Christmastime, Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day, Dangerous, Dog Food Woman, Dont Go Into Politics, Goin Huntin, Great To Be A Nerd, Having Fun Is Bad For You, Heimlich Maneuver, Horizon, I Am Cow!!!!, I Want To Look Like Arnold, Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy