Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> The Christmas Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: The Christmas Song Theme ID: 31011 Album: N/A The table's set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, Christmas is here! Everyone is wearing big smiles They all try to act nice for a while Then George calls his in-laws vile Christmas, Christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, Christmas is here! George has been drinking a lot He just can't keep out of the sauce He says his wife's been screwing her boss Christmas, Christmas is here! Margaret throws her food in his face People are hungry, it's really a waste Then she screams, ";How does that taste?"; Christmas, Christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, Christmas is here! George picks up the carving knife Weilds it around and starts to slice Henry cocks his shotgun twice Christmas, Christmas is here! Henry says, ";Hey, what's the deal? Just sit down and finish your meal Or I'll pump you full of steel!"; Christmas, Christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, Christmas is here! Police arrive just after eight Responding to a noise complaint Open the door, what a grisly fate Christmas, Christmas is here! Fa la la and deck the halls Blood was spattered on the walls Merry Christmas, one and all! Christmas, Christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear -aca Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, The Scotsman, The Toronto Song, The War Of 1812, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Trichinosis, Trip To Greece, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Wayne Gretzky Rocks, We Are The Beaver, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wolfe Island Ferry, Wongs Chineses Buffet, Worst Seat On the Plane, A Man Has Needs, A Night On Dildo, A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo, Big Fat Road Manager, Billy, The Themepark Shark, Canadas Really Big, Car Full Of Pain, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Hangover, Christmas In Ignace, Christmas Is Almost Here, Christmas Sucks, Christmas Turkey Blues, Christmastime, Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day, Dangerous, Dog Food Woman, Dont Go Into Politics, Goin Huntin, Great To Be A Nerd, Having Fun Is Bad For You, Heimlich Maneuver, Horizon, I Am Cow!!!!, I Want To Look Like Arnold, Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy