Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> The Mountie Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: The Mountie Song Theme ID: 31022 Album: N/A When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be a cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if somedy i could be a Mountie I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because taht's part of the profession But now I just sit on my horse and tell American tourists the parliament's in session I really don't look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my head in every parade I'm young and strong and have no fear but now I'm spending my career in Motorcades CHORUS I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes I don't wanna have to smile for diplomat's home videos I'm good at workin' real hard, I should have joined the Coast Gaurd Oh no the RCMP, is not the life for me I used to think that a Mountie had to be honest, loyal, humble strong and thrifty But even though we don't break ranks we get no thanks, they took us off the fifty (dollar bill) On Sussex Drive in hallowed halls we act like gaurds in shopping malls, it's such a pain Like someone's plotting to kill the minister of Sports and Recreation now that's insane Sometimes I just wanna puke Sgt. Preston of the Yukon Dudley Dooright's such a jerk And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn't catch a shopping cart Somedays I hate to go to work CHORUS Hilarious Banter CHORUS Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Wayne Gretzky Rocks, We Are The Beaver, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wolfe Island Ferry, Wongs Chineses Buffet, Worst Seat On the Plane, A Man Has Needs, A Night On Dildo, A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo, Big Fat Road Manager, Billy, The Themepark Shark, Canadas Really Big, Car Full Of Pain, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Hangover, Christmas In Ignace, Christmas Is Almost Here, Christmas Sucks, Christmas Turkey Blues, Christmastime, Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day, Dangerous, Dog Food Woman, Dont Go Into Politics, Goin Huntin, Great To Be A Nerd, Having Fun Is Bad For You, Heimlich Maneuver, Horizon, I Am Cow!!!!, I Want To Look Like Arnold, Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Log In To You, Login To You (another Version), Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts, Losing Hair Under God, Malcolm, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, My Voice Is Changing, No Sale/no Store, No Saleno Store, Oh God, Im Santa Claus, Proud T O Be A Banker, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy