Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> The Toronto Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: The Toronto Song Theme ID: 31025 Album: N/A I hate the skydome and the CN tower too, I hate Nathan Phillip's square and the Ontario Zoo, The rent's too high, the air's unclean, The beaches are dirty and the people are mean, And the women are big and the men are dumb, And the children are loopy cuz they live in a slum! The water is polluted and their mayor's a dork, They dress real bad and they think they're New York, In Toronto, Ontario-o-o -Ya know actually I, I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario- (Oh yeah, me too!) I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa, Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa London sucks and the Great Lakes suck and Sarnia sucks and Turkey point sucks, I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulruney, He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree, I went to see the Maple-Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck, (Ah, I-I don't evenknow how they did it really, I mean I was playing the organ at the time!) ONTARIO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O SUCKS, Yep, actually now that I think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country, Oh yeah-except Alberta! Oh yeah, I love Alberta, Yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, and trees, and rocks and dirt! (moo moo moo) But, I hate Newfoundland cuz they talk so wierd, and Prince Edward Island is-Too Small, Nova Scotia's dumb cuz it's the name of a bank, New Bruinswick doesn't have a good mall! Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad, Ontario Sucks, Ontario Sucks! (Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre, Isn't that stupid!) Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old, And as for the territories,( they're too cold!) And the only really good tehing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Winnebago, Wolfe Island Ferry, Wongs Chineses Buffet, Worst Seat On the Plane, A Man Has Needs, A Night On Dildo, A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo, Big Fat Road Manager, Billy, The Themepark Shark, Canadas Really Big, Car Full Of Pain, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Hangover, Christmas In Ignace, Christmas Is Almost Here, Christmas Sucks, Christmas Turkey Blues, Christmastime, Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day, Dangerous, Dog Food Woman, Dont Go Into Politics, Goin Huntin, Great To Be A Nerd, Having Fun Is Bad For You, Heimlich Maneuver, Horizon, I Am Cow!!!!, I Want To Look Like Arnold, Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Log In To You, Login To You (another Version), Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts, Losing Hair Under God, Malcolm, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, My Voice Is Changing, No Sale/no Store, No Saleno Store, Oh God, Im Santa Claus, Proud T O Be A Banker, Proud To Be Canadian, Rippy The Gator, Rocks And Trees, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy