Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Theme ID: 31027 Album: N/A When Christmas rolls around Santa's busy in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date it needs modernization He has quite a large debt accumulation Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap And you would not believe the bills for the heat Santa stands to lose everything he owns If he defaults on yet another of his loans Things are looking bad for Santa He can slip down chimneys but he can't balance accounts Things are looking bad for Santa If he wrote a cheque it probably would bounce He hires an accountant to come and advise The accountant says that he has been unwise Cuz even if the costs were cut down drastically It's still hard to make money giving things away for free Santa Claus decides to wipe the slate clean He lays off half the elves and buys mordern machines Then he auctions off all unnecessary stock He gets a lot for Rudolf from Ripley's believe it or not Things are looking bad for Santa He's made all sorts of changes but it hasn't fixed a thing Things are looking bad for Santa Missus Claus has left him and the elves are picketing Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go! Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go! Santa's had enough he locks the elves outside He butchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hides He sells his shop to Disney and leaves the north pole To go find cheaper labour down in Mexico Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Wongs Chineses Buffet, Worst Seat On the Plane, A Man Has Needs, A Night On Dildo, A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo, Big Fat Road Manager, Billy, The Themepark Shark, Canadas Really Big, Car Full Of Pain, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Hangover, Christmas In Ignace, Christmas Is Almost Here, Christmas Sucks, Christmas Turkey Blues, Christmastime, Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day, Dangerous, Dog Food Woman, Dont Go Into Politics, Goin Huntin, Great To Be A Nerd, Having Fun Is Bad For You, Heimlich Maneuver, Horizon, I Am Cow!!!!, I Want To Look Like Arnold, Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Log In To You, Login To You (another Version), Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts, Losing Hair Under God, Malcolm, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, My Voice Is Changing, No Sale/no Store, No Saleno Store, Oh God, Im Santa Claus, Proud T O Be A Banker, Proud To Be Canadian, Rippy The Gator, Rocks And Trees, Sam, The Guy From Quincy, Santa Got Arrested, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy