Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On the Plane    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms other resources]>> Worst Seat On the Plane Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms Music Title/Track: Worst Seat On the Plane Theme ID: 31039 Album: N/A I bought a ticket to Australia for my holiday Figured it?d be just the thing to wash the stress away Got my boarding pass and found out alas That I was seated in the middle row The businessman beside me smelt like Old Spice and gin The lady to the left was talking about her granchildren Two kids behind me were screaming for their mom She was screaming back, I wonder how come I got the worst seat on the plane By the time I land I?ll be insane My legs are starting to go numb And I just wanna kill someone I got the worst seat on the plane Bladder?s full and back?s in pain Next time I have somewhere to go Think I?ll ride my bicycle I couldn?t go to sleep ?cause the pillow?s too damn awkward So I tried to watch the movie but it starred Kevin Cosner The earphone?s hurt my head and the reading light was dead And then the pilot said turbulence is on the way The coffee on my tray was now on my lap The old lady beside me had a heart attack The children screeched so loud I thought my skull would crack The businessman turned blue and threw up on my back I got the worst seat on the plane By the time I land I?ll be insane My legs are starting to go numb And I just wanna kill someone I got the worst seat on the plane Bladder?s full and back?s in pain Next time I have somewhere to go think i'll just rent a video After seven hours I could take no more So I tried to open the emergency door But the flight attendant tackled me to the floor She said "Go back to your seat, dear" I said ?I?d rather get off here? I got the worst seat on the plane i think im now i am insane My legs are both complete numb And I wanna kill everyone I got the worst seat on the plane my Bladder burst my back in pain Next time I wonderless i'll take the bus i got the worst seat in the plane (x7) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Christmas In Ignace, Christmas Is Almost Here, Christmas Sucks, Christmas Turkey Blues, Christmastime, Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day, Dangerous, Dog Food Woman, Dont Go Into Politics, Goin Huntin, Great To Be A Nerd, Having Fun Is Bad For You, Heimlich Maneuver, Horizon, I Am Cow!!!!, I Want To Look Like Arnold, Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Log In To You, Login To You (another Version), Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts, Losing Hair Under God, Malcolm, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, My Voice Is Changing, No Sale/no Store, No Saleno Store, Oh God, Im Santa Claus, Proud T O Be A Banker, Proud To Be Canadian, Rippy The Gator, Rocks And Trees, Sam, The Guy From Quincy, Santa Got Arrested, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Scary Ned, Sex, Drugs, And Rrsps, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, The Ballad Of Dan, The Canadian Crisis Song, The Christmas Song, The Credit Song, The Fishing Song, The Gaelic Song, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, Other Arrogant Worms song Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night In Dildo Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From a Real Yahoo Lyrics attention people Lyrics Baby Poo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics Bonus Dog Named Bob Lyrics Bottle of Booze Lyrics Boy Band Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy