Song Lyrics Audio Adrenaline - The Houseplant Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Audio Adrenaline Singer Lyrics [Audio Adrenaline other resources]>> The Houseplant Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Audio Adrenaline Music Title/Track: The Houseplant Song Theme ID: 6457 Album: N/A Once i read a book And this is what it said If your music has a beat Then you're gonna wind up dead It doesn't really matter if it's christian or not If it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot And this book was called "ha! your gonna burn" And in the second chapter i went on to learn Chorus: Take two houseplants And put them to the test Set them both in front of speakers And let the music do the rest The first one you play mozart Or something lovely like that The second one you play that petra or that megadeth. Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is. So i took my two houseplants And i put them to the test Set them both in front of speakers To let the music do the rest I powered up my pioneers To let the music roar But twenty minutes later Someone's knocking at my door I opened up my door And there my neighbor stood He said, "man i'd like to get some sleep If you think i could" I said, "man, can't you see here I've got this moral dilemma that i got to get clear." He said, " what kind of moral dilemma Could you have at this time of night That could make me so angry That i just want to fight!?" So i pointed to the page in that open book That had a picture of a potted plant And i said, "go have a look." And he read Chorus First of all he said, "that's wagner that you're playing I've never heard of petra And isn't megadeth all dead." And secondly, emphatically, he asked me, "what's the sense of hanging out with houseplants When, hey, I live right across the fence." And i thought to myself You know, that's a good point So i took my two houseplants, and I put them both back outside And me and my neighbor Well, we went out for a drive We talked about all the things That really matter most Like life and love and happiness And then the holy ghost And now my two houseplants They sit out in the sun As for me and my neighbor Well our friendship has become A meaningful relationship That's headed straight to heaven But as for now We like to sit around and listen to audio adrenaline Cranked to eleven! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Glory, Im Alive, Lift, Lonely Man (From The Demo Session), Ocean Floor, Rejoice, Speak To Me, Summertime, This Is Everything, Tremble, Church Punks, Dirty, Go And Be, Miracle, Ocean Floor Radio Remix, Pierced, Pour Your Love Down, Start A Fire, Strong, Worldwide: One, Audio World, Life, My God, One Step Hyper, PDA, Revolution, The Most Excellent Way, What You Need, Cant Take God Away, Dont Censor Me, Jesus & The California Kid, Let Love, My World View, Scum Sweetheart, Soulmate, Flicker, Lighthouse, New Body, Original Species, People Like Me, Eriskay Love Lilt, Highland Widows Lament, She Moved Through the Fair, The Loch Tay Boat Song, 117 Valley Drive, 1967, Adidas in Heat, All Her Love Is Mine, Animal Grace, Another Time, Other Audio Adrenaline song Lyrics Big House Lyrics Blitz Lyrics Chevette Lyrics DC-10 Lyrics Get Down Lyrics Hands And Feet Lyrics Im Not The King Lyrics Man Of God Lyrics Mighty Good Leader Lyrics Never Gonna Be As Big As Jesus Lyrics One Like You Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adria Lyrics Adrian Belew Lyrics Adrian Borland Lyrics Adrian Furby Trio Lyrics Adrian Gurvitz Lyrics Adriana Calcanhoto Lyrics Adriana Mezzadri Lyrics Celentano Adriano Lyrics Adriano Celentano Lyrics A-HA Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy