Song Lyrics Austin Lounge Lizards - Half A Man    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Austin Lounge Lizards Singer Lyrics [Austin Lounge Lizards other resources]>> Half A Man Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Austin Lounge Lizards Music Title/Track: Half A Man Theme ID: 36364 Album: N/A (Hank Card) We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the newt For newts are open-minded; they are flexible and cute A newt can breathe in water and a newt can breathe on land And if you are a different critter newts will understand Newts are not mean-spirited; they never are unfair Newts are not underhanded and are not afraid to share Newts do not have bad haircuts because newts are lacking hair But the newt called Gingrich drives all true newts to despair Gingrich the Newt's a disgrace to the name When true newts see him they feel so ashamed He's the black sheep of the newt family The one rotten fruit on the newt family tree Newts don't prey on other newts; in that they don't believe And you will never catch a newt with something up his sleeve They're tolerant to different environments and so They don't sen little newties to the orphanage to grow What kind of newt wears a suit and a tie And frightens small children as he rushes by? But we admit that his suit suits him good Much more discreet than a sheet and a hood A newt may be cold-blooded but he won't go to extremes And you can trust a newt to be exactly what he seems Newts are sorry if you're sad; they're happy if you're gay But Gingrich is perverse, and worse He's proud to be that way Gingrich the Newt is puffed up like a toad So full of himself that he's bound to explode And then we'll raise up our tails in salute A fitting tribute To that horse's patoot Gingrich the Newt Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Stars In Your Eyes, That Secret Place, You Wouldnt Hurt Me Performed By Patti Austin, Rocky, One Solitary Tear, Heart To Heart, Jolene, Never Been Kissed, Tenderly, Thats No Way To Break A Heart, Words, Driving Into The Sun, Like A Cat, Streets Of Heaven, Lucky In Love, 10w40, Above All, Air I Breathe, All, All About You, All Day, All I Do, All Of My Days, All The Heavens, All Things Are Possible, Am I To Believe?, Amazing Love, Ancient Of Days, And That My Soul Knows Very Well, Angel Of The Lord, Angels, Anything (For You), Awesome In This Place, Believe, Better Than Life, Bless The Lord, Blessed, Breath On Me, By Your Side, Cant Stop Talking, Carry Me, Chosen As Mine, Church On Fire, Deeply In Love, Did You Hear The Mountains Tremble?, Divine Exchange, Draw Me Close To You, Dwell In Your House, Dwelling Places, Eagles Wings, Other Austin Lounge Lizards song Lyrics Big Texs Girl Lyrics Bonfire Of the Inanities Lyrics Do Not Go To Tennessee Lyrics Gingrich The Newt Lyrics Irving Lyrics Old Blevins Lyrics Shallow End Of The Gene Pool Lyrics Other Artists Austin Roberts Lyrics Austin Sherie Lyrics Austin Sherrie Lyrics Australia Hillsongs Lyrics Crawl Australian Lyrics Australian Crawl Lyrics Australian Folksong Lyrics AUSTRALIAN IDOL Lyrics AUSTRALIAN IDOL - THE FINAL 12 Lyrics Australian Idol Final 12 Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy