Song Lyrics Austin Lounge Lizards - Irving    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Austin Lounge Lizards Singer Lyrics [Austin Lounge Lizards other resources]>> Irving Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Austin Lounge Lizards Music Title/Track: Irving Theme ID: 36365 Album: N/A (Hank CardConrad Deisler) I was one tough nut until the day you made me crack I was one tough customer until you paid me back I was one tough cookie 'til I crumbled in your hand Since that day I'm half a man I drive my old nine-wheeler down I-two-and-a-half The other truckers pity me so they try not to laugh I pull off in Yreka and check into Motel Three They've always got a little room for me Chorus: Half a man; I'm half a man Sometimes I try to do the best I can I know that on my own foot someday I'll have to stand But right now I don't know how Because I'm only half a man I play solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of twenty-six You might think I'm crazy but that's how I get my kicks I listen to Rush Limbaugh 'cause he helps to ease my pain He makes lots of sense if you're a man with half a brain I buy a tenth of whiskey and a cold three-pack of beer I drink 'til I see single when I gaze into my mirror I know that through that looking glass is where I'll have to be Reunited with the better half of me Chorus Someday I'll find a woman and a half and take her hand But 'til then I don't know when I will be more than half a man Related Lyrics Random lyrics: That Secret Place, You Wouldnt Hurt Me Performed By Patti Austin, Rocky, One Solitary Tear, Heart To Heart, Jolene, Never Been Kissed, Tenderly, Thats No Way To Break A Heart, Words, Driving Into The Sun, Like A Cat, Streets Of Heaven, Lucky In Love, 10w40, Above All, Air I Breathe, All, All About You, All Day, All I Do, All Of My Days, All The Heavens, All Things Are Possible, Am I To Believe?, Amazing Love, Ancient Of Days, And That My Soul Knows Very Well, Angel Of The Lord, Angels, Anything (For You), Awesome In This Place, Believe, Better Than Life, Bless The Lord, Blessed, Breath On Me, By Your Side, Cant Stop Talking, Carry Me, Chosen As Mine, Church On Fire, Deeply In Love, Did You Hear The Mountains Tremble?, Divine Exchange, Draw Me Close To You, Dwell In Your House, Dwelling Places, Eagles Wings, Emmanuel, Other Austin Lounge Lizards song Lyrics Big Texs Girl Lyrics Bonfire Of the Inanities Lyrics Do Not Go To Tennessee Lyrics Gingrich The Newt Lyrics Half A Man Lyrics Old Blevins Lyrics Shallow End Of The Gene Pool Lyrics Other Artists Austin Roberts Lyrics Austin Sherie Lyrics Austin Sherrie Lyrics Australia Hillsongs Lyrics Crawl Australian Lyrics Australian Crawl Lyrics Australian Folksong Lyrics AUSTRALIAN IDOL Lyrics AUSTRALIAN IDOL - THE FINAL 12 Lyrics Australian Idol Final 12 Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy