Song Lyrics Auteurs - American Guitars    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Auteurs Singer Lyrics [Auteurs other resources]>> American Guitars Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Auteurs Music Title/Track: American Guitars Theme ID: 36730 Album: N/A (Emily Kaitz) My Daddy was a man of letters My Mama was a head of state And when they got their chromosomes together They gave me all of their recessive traits I'm an embarrassment to evolution My disposition is unstable and cruel My blood's a catastrophic blend 'Cause I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool My IQ is a negative number I've got a sense of humor no one can stand And my development was seriously encumbered By playing music with the Lounge Lizards band I'm a social director's nightmare At dinner parties I just babble and drool It's not easy making friends When you're from the shallow end of the gene pool Chorus: I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool My x-rays make the doctors laugh When they tried to chart my EEG waves Well I wasn't even on the graph Biological research is booming They're making breakthroughs like you wouldn't believe They say genetic engineering in humans Will someday soon be a reality I'm gonna get me a DNA transplant They're gonna rearrange my molecules Some natural laws will have to bend To get me from the shallow end of the gene pool Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Starstruck, Valet Parking, A Sister Like You, After Murder Park, American Guitars, Bailed Out, Brainchild, Buddha, Chinese Bakery, Daughter Of A Child, Dead Sea Navigators, DonT Trust The Stars, Early Years, Everything You Say Will Destroy You, Fear Of Flying, Home Again, Housebreaker, How Could I Be Wrong, Idiot Brother, IM A Rich Mans Toy, Junk Shop Clothes, Land Lovers, Lenny Valentino, Life Classes / Life Model, Life Classes Life Model, Light Aircraft On Fire, Married To A Lazy Lover, Modern History, New Brat In Town, New French Girlfirend, Show Girl, Starstruck, The Child Brides, The Upper Classes, Tombstone, Underground Movies, Unsolved Child Murder, Valet Parking, A SISTER LIKE YOU, BRAINCHILD, CHINESE BAKERY, DAUGHTER OF A CHILD, LENNY VALENTINO, Life Classes / Life Model, MODERN HISTORY, AMERICAN GUITARS, EARLY YEARS, HOME AGAIN, HOUSEBREAKER, HOW COULD I BE WRONG, Other Auteurs song Lyrics Bailed Out Lyrics Dont Trust the Stars Lyrics Early Years Lyrics Everything You Say Will Destroy You Lyrics Housebreaker Lyrics How Could I Be Wrong Lyrics Idiot Brother Lyrics Junk Shop Clothes Lyrics Modern History Lyrics Showgirl Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Auteurs, The Lyrics AUTHORITY ZERO Lyrics Autograph Lyrics Automagic Lyrics Automatic Black Lyrics Automator Lyrics Autopilot Off Lyrics Autopsy Lyrics Autospy Lyrics Autumn Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy