Song Lyrics Avenue Q - If You Were Gay    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Avenue Q Singer Lyrics [Avenue Q other resources]>> If You Were Gay Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Avenue Q Music Title/Track: If You Were Gay Theme ID: 37694 Album: N/A ROD Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this? NICKY Oh,hi Rod! ROD Hi Nicky. NICKY Hey Rod, you'll never Guess what happened to Me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me ROD That's very interesting. NICKY He was being real friendly, And I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay! ROD Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today? NICKY Oh, you don't have to get All defensive about it, Rod... ROD I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read. NICKY Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about. ROD I don't want to talk about it, Nicky! This conversation is over!!! NICKY Yeah, but... ROD OVER!!! NICKY Well, okay, but just so you know ? IF YOU WERE GAY THAT'D BE OKAY. I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY. BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I'M NOT GAY.) ROD Nicky, please! I am trying to read.... What?! NICKY IF YOU WERE QUEER ROD Ah, Nicky! NICKY I'D STILL BE HERE, ROD Nicky, I'm trying to read this book. NICKY YEAR AFTER YEAR ROD Nicky! NICKY BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME, ROD Argh! NICKY AND I KNOW THAT YOU ROD What? NICKY WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO, ROD I would? NICKY IF I TOLD YOU TODAY, "HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!" (BUT I'M NOT GAY.) I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU. ROD High Button Shoes, Pal Joey... NICKY SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS? ROD Nicky, that's GROSS! NICKY No it's not! IF YOU WERE GAY I'D SHOUT HOORAY! ROD I am not listening! NICKY AND HERE I'D STAY, ROD La la la la la! NICKY BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY. ROD Aaaah! NICKY YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY, TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY, YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY, AND, AS THEY SAY, IT'S IN YOUR DNA, YOU'RE GAY! ROD BUT I'M NOT GAY! NICKY If you were gay. ROD Argh! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The More You Ruv Someone, Theres A Fine Fine Line, Theres A Fine Fine Line (Reprise) What Do You D, Theres Life Outside Your Apartment, Laughter Leaves You, You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (When You, Bridge To The Northern Lights, Collapsing Plateaus, Desert And The Great Divorce, Escape Artist Melody, Laughter Leaves You, Magnetic Halos, Neverhome, To The End Of This Dull Continent, Tomorrow Today, So What Does It All Mean?, Soundproof, A Love Of Your Own, Ace Of Hearts, Atlantic Avenue, Back To Basics, Big City Lights, Catch Me (Before I Have To Testify), Cloudy, Cut The Cake, Daddys All Gone, Daddys All Gone, Do Ya Really, Every Beat Of My Heart, Feel No Fret, Fire Burning, For You For Love, Got The Love, Groovin The Night Away, Help Is On The Way, High Flyin Woman, How Sweet Can You Get, I Heard It Through The Grapevine, I Just Cant Give You Up, I Just Cant Give You Up, I Wanna Be Loved, If I Ever Lose This Heaven, If Love Only Lasts For One Night, Its A Mystery, Just Wanna Love You Tonight, Keepin It To Myself, Lets Go Round Again, Lets Go Round Again, Living On Borrowed Time, Love Is The Botom Line, Other Avenue Q song Lyrics Everyones A Little Bit Racist Lyrics Fantasies Come True Lyrics For Now Lyrics I Wish I Could Go Back To College Lyrics Im Not Wearing Underwear Today Lyrics Mix Tape Lyrics My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada Lyrics Purpose Lyrics Schadenfreude Lyrics School for Monsters Money Song (reprise) Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Aveo Lyrics Average Jo Lyrics Average White Band Lyrics Averi Lyrics Avernus Lyrics Avery Lyrics Aviador Dro Lyrics Aviation Lyrics Avid Merrion Lyrics Avion Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy