Song Lyrics Avenue Q - Schadenfreude    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Avenue Q Singer Lyrics [Avenue Q other resources]>> Schadenfreude Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Avenue Q Music Title/Track: Schadenfreude Theme ID: 37698 Album: N/A Gary: Right now you are down and out And feelin' really crappy. Nikki: I?ll say. Gary: And when I see how sad you are, It sorta makes me happy. Nikki: Happy? Gary: Sorry Nikki. Human nature- Nothing I can do. It?s Schadenfreude Making me feel glad that I?m not you. Nikki: Now that?s not very nice Gary. Gary: I didn?t say it was nice, But everybody does it. ?Dya ever clap when a waitress falls And drops a tray of glasses? Nikki: Yea. Gary: And ain?t it fun to watch figure skaters Fallin? on their asses? Nikki: Sure. Gary: Don?t you feel all warm and cozy Watching people out in the rain? Nikki: You bet. Gary: That?s Both: Schadenfreude. Gary: People taking pleasure in your pain. Nikki: Oh. Schadenfreude, huh? What?s that? Some kind of Nazi word? Gary: Yup. It?s German for ?happiness at the misfortune of others?. Nikki: ?Happiness at the misfortune of others? That is German! Watching a vegetarian Being told she just ate chicken. Gary: Or watching a frat boy Realize just what he put his dick in. Nikki: Being on an elevator when somebody Shouts ?Hold the door!? Gary: Oh yea! Both: No! Schadenfreude? Gary: Fuck you lady! That?s what stairs are for! Nikki: Ooh- How about: Straight A student?s getting B?s? Gary: Exes getting STDs? Nikki: Waking doormen from their naps? Gary: Watching tourists reading maps? Nikki: Football players getting tackled? Gary: CEOs getting shackled? Nikki: Watching actors never reach? Both: The ending of their Oscar speech! Schadenfreude! Schadenfreude! Schadenfreude! Schadenfreude! Gary: The world needs people like you and me Who?ve been knocked around by fate ?Cause when people see us They don?t want to be us And that makes them feel great Nikki: Sure. We provide a vital service to society. Both: You and me! Schadenfreude Making the world a better place Making the world a better place Making the world a better place to be! Gary: S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Laughter Leaves You, You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (When You, Bridge To The Northern Lights, Collapsing Plateaus, Desert And The Great Divorce, Escape Artist Melody, Laughter Leaves You, Magnetic Halos, Neverhome, To The End Of This Dull Continent, Tomorrow Today, So What Does It All Mean?, Soundproof, A Love Of Your Own, Ace Of Hearts, Atlantic Avenue, Back To Basics, Big City Lights, Catch Me (Before I Have To Testify), Cloudy, Cut The Cake, Daddys All Gone, Daddys All Gone, Do Ya Really, Every Beat Of My Heart, Feel No Fret, Fire Burning, For You For Love, Got The Love, Groovin The Night Away, Help Is On The Way, High Flyin Woman, How Sweet Can You Get, I Heard It Through The Grapevine, I Just Cant Give You Up, I Just Cant Give You Up, I Wanna Be Loved, If I Ever Lose This Heaven, If Love Only Lasts For One Night, Its A Mystery, Just Wanna Love You Tonight, Keepin It To Myself, Lets Go Round Again, Lets Go Round Again, Living On Borrowed Time, Love Is The Botom Line, Love Is The Bottom Line, No Easy Way To Say Goodbye, Nothing You Can Do, One Look Over My Shoulder, Other Avenue Q song Lyrics Everyones A Little Bit Racist Lyrics Fantasies Come True Lyrics For Now Lyrics I Wish I Could Go Back To College Lyrics Im Not Wearing Underwear Today Lyrics If You Were Gay Lyrics Mix Tape Lyrics My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada Lyrics Purpose Lyrics School for Monsters Money Song (reprise) Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Aveo Lyrics Average Jo Lyrics Average White Band Lyrics Averi Lyrics Avernus Lyrics Avery Lyrics Aviador Dro Lyrics Aviation Lyrics Avid Merrion Lyrics Avion Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy