Song Lyrics Avenue Q - The Internet is for Porn    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Avenue Q Singer Lyrics [Avenue Q other resources]>> The Internet is for Porn Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Avenue Q Music Title/Track: The Internet is for Porn Theme ID: 37703 Album: N/A KATE Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self! I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern. The Internet! The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER For porn KATE I?ve got a fast connection so i don?t have to wait TREKKIE For porn KATE Huh? There's always some new site, TREKKIE For porn! I browse all day and night TREKKIE For porn! KATE It's like i?m surfing at the speed of light TREKKIE For porn! KATE Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for porn KATE Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for porn, KATE What are you doing!? TREKKIE Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn KATE Treee?kkie! TREKKIE Oh hello kate monster KATE You are ruining my song TREKKIE Oh me sorry, me no mean to KATE Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? TREKKIE Me no talkie KATE Good I?m glad we have this new technology TREKKIE For porn KATE Which gives us untold opportunity TREKKIE For por?oops, sorry KATE Right from you own desktop TREKKIE For --- KATE You can research browse and shop Until you?ve had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE FOR PORN!! Trekkie! TREKKIE The internet is for porn! KATE Noooo TREKKIE The internet if for porn! KATE Trekkie TREKKIE Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! KATE That?s gross you?re a pervert TREKKIE Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster KATE NO really, your a pervert Normal people don?t sit at home and look At porn on the internet TREKKIE Ohhhh? KATE What?! TREKKIE You have no idea Ready normal people? NORMAL PEOPLE Ready--- ready ----ready TREKKIE Let me hear it! TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn! PRINCETON Sorry kate TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn! PRINCETON I masturbate! TREKKIE AND GUYS All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! KATE The internet is not for porn!! TREKKIE AND GUYS PORN!, PORN, P--- KATE HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online ROB That?s correct. KATE And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com BRIAN Sure! KATE And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay GARY Yes I do! KATE And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card PRINCETON True! TREKKIE Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm? PRINCETON . .yeah KATE EEEWWWWW! TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn! KATE Gross! TREKKIE AND GUYS The internet is for porn! KATE I hate porn TREKKIE AND GUYS Grab your dick and double click KATE I hate you men! TREKKIE AND GUYS For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn KATE I?m leaving! TREKKIE AND GUYS Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn KATE I hate the internet! TREKKIE AND GUYS Porn, porn, porn, porn TREKKIE The internet is for TREKKIE AND SOME The internet is for TREKKIE AND ALL The internet is for PORN! TREKKIE YEAH! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Escape Artist Melody, Laughter Leaves You, Magnetic Halos, Neverhome, To The End Of This Dull Continent, Tomorrow Today, So What Does It All Mean?, Soundproof, A Love Of Your Own, Ace Of Hearts, Atlantic Avenue, Back To Basics, Big City Lights, Catch Me (Before I Have To Testify), Cloudy, Cut The Cake, Daddys All Gone, Daddys All Gone, Do Ya Really, Every Beat Of My Heart, Feel No Fret, Fire Burning, For You For Love, Got The Love, Groovin The Night Away, Help Is On The Way, High Flyin Woman, How Sweet Can You Get, I Heard It Through The Grapevine, I Just Cant Give You Up, I Just Cant Give You Up, I Wanna Be Loved, If I Ever Lose This Heaven, If Love Only Lasts For One Night, Its A Mystery, Just Wanna Love You Tonight, Keepin It To Myself, Lets Go Round Again, Lets Go Round Again, Living On Borrowed Time, Love Is The Botom Line, Love Is The Bottom Line, No Easy Way To Say Goodbye, Nothing You Can Do, One Look Over My Shoulder, One Look Over My Shoulder (Is This Really Good-bye), Our Time Has Come, Person To Person, Please Dont Fall In Love, Please Dont Fall In Love, Other Avenue Q song Lyrics Everyones A Little Bit Racist Lyrics Fantasies Come True Lyrics For Now Lyrics I Wish I Could Go Back To College Lyrics Im Not Wearing Underwear Today Lyrics If You Were Gay Lyrics Mix Tape Lyrics My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada Lyrics Purpose Lyrics Schadenfreude Lyrics School for Monsters Money Song (reprise) Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Aveo Lyrics Average Jo Lyrics Average White Band Lyrics Averi Lyrics Avernus Lyrics Avery Lyrics Aviador Dro Lyrics Aviation Lyrics Avid Merrion Lyrics Avion Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy