Song Lyrics BETTE MIDLER - Fat As I Am    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> BETTE MIDLER Singer Lyrics [BETTE MIDLER other resources]>> Fat As I Am Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: BETTE MIDLER Music Title/Track: Fat As I Am Theme ID: 21505 Album: N/A Fat as I am. Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan. How is it that I'm fat as I am? Fat as I am. The camera's gonna add a ton to my can. This is the way they say Godzilla began. How did I get as fat as I am? "Try it again." All of my friends say I should diet again; That all my fans are gonna riot again. "Look what happened to Liz." All of my sins are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins! I could audition for the doublemint twins. No one in the biz is as fat as I is. Ah, but what's a career when you put it next to knockwurst and beer? They could park a DC10 on my rear. God knows I got the gas! There goes the chair. But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care! I ate a meatball off the floor right over there. Ah, you don't give a damn when you're fat as I am! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Friends -alternate, Friends-Alternate, Friends-Oh My MY, From A Distance, From A Distince, Gift of Love, God Give Me Strength, God Help The Outcast, God Help the Outcasts, Hang on in There Baby, He Was Too Good To Me / Since You Stayed Here, He Was Too Good To Me/Since You Stayed Here, He was too good to meSince you stayed here, Heart Over Head, Heaven, Hello In There, Hey There, Higher And Higher, Higher & Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me), Hurricane, Hurry On Down, I Believe In You, I Dont Want the Night to End, I Dont Want The Night to End, I Know This Town, I Know You by Heart, I Never Talk To Strangers, I Put A Spell On You, I Remember You, I Remember You / Dixies Dream, I Remember You / Dixies Dream(feat. James Cann, I Remember You/Dixies Dream, I Remember You/ Dixies Dream, I Remember YouDixies Dream, I Shall Be Released, I Sold My Heart to the Junkman, I Think Going To Rain Today, I Think Its Going to Rain Today, I Think Its Going To Rain Today, Im Beautiful, Im Hip, Im Singing Broadway, Ive Still Got My Health, Im Hip, In My Life, In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening, In The Mood, In These Shoes, In This Life, Is It Love, Other BETTE MIDLER song Lyrics A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes Lyrics A Whiter Shade Of Pale Lyrics Alabama Song Lyrics All I Need to Know Lyrics All of a Sudden Lyrics Am I Blue Lyrics As Dreams Go By Lyrics Baby Its Cold Outside Lyrics Baby Mine Lyrics Baby, Its Cold Outside(feat. James Caan Lyrics Bang Your Dead! Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists David Brody Lyrics Pamala Stanley Lyrics Pushing Daisies Lyrics Chico Buarque Lyrics Elton Britt Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy