Song Lyrics Bad Examples - Hey St. Peter    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Bad Examples Singer Lyrics [Bad Examples other resources]>> Hey St. Peter Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Bad Examples Music Title/Track: Hey St. Peter Theme ID: 2791 Album: N/A I pulled into memphis, i could not slow down My brakes were gone, i wrecked the car...fire on the ground Then my car exploded and the flames licked my chin And my life flashed before my eyes like an x-rated film Like a poison arrow my soul shot through the sky Landed there at heaven's gate, much to my surprise And an angel with a halo walked up and said, "hey, dude! Welcome to heaven...we've got this glass of milk for you." (chorus) I said, "hey st. peter, won't you open up your gate... I hear the devil calling, now please don't make me late. He's got loud guitars, alcohol, cheap jamaican whores... I don't want to stay in heaven no more." Well, satan came a-running, said, "hey, that boy is mine!" He had a john hiatt t-shirt and trouble in his eye Then the devil on cloud 7 and st. peter on cloud 4 Played a hand of poker, and the winner gets my soul Chorus Well the last thing i remember, satan held two jacks And i woke up in the back of a memphis ambulance And i do not know for certain which cards st. peter held So i'm breaking all ten commandments to make sure i go to hell Chorus Related Lyrics Random lyrics: New Guitar, No Distractions, Not Dead Yet, One Perfect Moment, Out Of Tune Song, Over My Shoulder, Promises In The Dark, Reaching For Shadows, Reinventing The Wheel, Rubber Cement Man, Sammy The Dog Has Learned To Play Trombone, Shades Of Grey, She Smiles Like Richard Nixon, Squeezing The Puzzle Together, Statue By My Phone, Swallowing Fire, The Mask Of Mona Lisa, The Master Thief Has Been Murdered, The Secret Of Television, This Is Me, Til The Cup Is Broke, Trying To Prove The Earth Is Flat, Which Piece Is Missing, You Owe Me Money, More Than I, Heimat Unter Fremden Fahnen, Chew, Ive Been Abused, Joe Torry, Ode To The Ham Sandwich, Slaves on Dope, Lip Up Fatty, Lorraine, My Girl Lollipop, Skinhead Love Affair, Special Brew, Walking in the Sunshine, Nuttin to Do, You Give Up, 1000 More Fools, 10 In 2010, 1000 Memories, 21st Century, 21st Century (Digital Boy), 3rd Command, A Streetkid Named Desire, A Walk, A World Without Melody, Against The Grain, All Fantastic Images, Other Bad Examples song Lyrics A Mindless Pop Song Lyrics A Place Of Her Own Lyrics Ashes Of My Heart Lyrics Bad Girl Lyrics Battle Hymn Of The Repugnant Lyrics Beast Within Lyrics Beautiful Bonfire Lyrics Every Poet Wants To Murder Shakespeare Lyrics Faces In Picassos Notebook Lyrics Faces in Picassos Notebook Lyrics Failing With The Best Intentions Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Bad Habit Lyrics Bad Jokers Lyrics Bad Language Lyrics Bad Manners Lyrics Bad Meets Evil (Eminem and Royce the 5-9) Lyrics Bad Religion Lyrics Bad Religon Lyrics Bad Ronald Lyrics Bad Vocabulary Lyrics Baddazis Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy