Song Lyrics Barbra Streisand - Adelaides Lament    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Barbra Streisand Singer Lyrics [Barbra Streisand other resources]>> Adelaides Lament Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Barbra Streisand Music Title/Track: Adelaides Lament Theme ID: 6540 Album: N/A (spoken) it says here in this book... The average unmarried female Basically insecure Due to some long frustration May react With psychosomatic symptoms Difficult to endure Affecting the upper respiratory tract In other words, Just from waiting around For that plain little band of gold A person can develop a cold You can spray her wherever you figure The streptococci lurk You can give her a shot For whatever she's got But it just won't work If she's tired of getting the fish-eye From the hotel clerk A person Can develop a cold (spoken) it says here... The female remaining single Just in the legal sense Shows a neurotic tendency (spoken) see note...see note Note: chronic organic syndromes Toxic or hypertense Involving the eye, The ear, the nose and throat In other words, Just from wondering Whether the wedding is on or off, A person Can develop a cough You can feed her all day With the vitamin a And the bromo fizz But the medicine never Gets anywhere near Where the trouble is If she's getting a kind Of name for herself And the name ain't "his" A person Can develop a cough And further more Just from stalling And stalling and stalling The wedding trip A person Can develop la grippe When they get on a train For niag'ra And she can hear church bells chime The compartment is air conditioned And the mood sublime Then they get off at saratoga For the fourteenth time A person Can develop la grippe La grippe, la post nasal drip With the wheezes And the sneezes And a sinus that's really a pip! From a lack of community property And a feeling shes getting too old A person Can develop A big, bad cold! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: America The Beautiful, Answer Me, Any Place I Hang My Hat Is Home, APR? UN R?E, Aprs Un Rve, As If We Never Said Goodbye, As Time Goes By, Ask Yourself Why, At the Same Time, Auf Dem Wasser Zu Singen, Autumn, Autumn Leaves, Avinu Malkeinu, Baby Me Baby, Back To Work, Ballad Of The Garment Trade, Barbra Joan Streisand, Be My Guest, Beau Soir, Beautiful, Before The Parade Passes By, Being Alive, Being at War With Each Other, Best I Could, Between Yesterday And Tomorrow, Between Yesterday Tomorrow, Bewitched, Bewitched (Bothered And Bewildered), Blind Date, Boy Next Door, Boy Next Door, The, Brezairola, By the Way, Cabin Fever, Cant Help Lovin That Man, Cant Help Lovin That Man, Cest Si Bon (Its So Good), Children Will Listen, Circle, Clear Sailing, Clicker Blues, Clopin Clopant, Close To You, Come Back To Me, Come Rain or Come Shine, Come to The Supermarket, Come to the Supermarket in Old Peking, Comin In and Out Of Your Life, Comin In and Out of Your Lfe, Comin In And Out Of Your Life, Other Barbra Streisand song Lyrics (Have I Stayed) Too Long At The Fair/Look At That Face Lyrics (Have I Stayed) Too Long At The FairLook At That Face Lyrics (hello Dolly!) Finale Lyrics (HELLO DOLLY) FINALE Lyrics (Its Gonna Be A) Great Day Lyrics A Child Is Born Lyrics A Great Day Lyrics A Kid Again/im Five Lyrics A Kid Again/Im Five Lyrics A Kid AgainIm Five Lyrics A Man I Loved Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Barbra Streisand & Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand duet with Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Celine Dion Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Ryan ONeal Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Vince Gill Lyrics BARCLAY JAMES HARVEST Lyrics Barclay James Harvest, The Lyrics Barcode Lyrics Barcode Brothers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy