Song Lyrics Barbra Streisand - If A Girl Isnt Pretty    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Barbra Streisand Singer Lyrics [Barbra Streisand other resources]>> If A Girl Isnt Pretty Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Barbra Streisand Music Title/Track: If A Girl Isnt Pretty Theme ID: 6753 Album: N/A Funny girl is the life of vaudeville comedienne fanny brice (1891-1951), starting in 1910. Actually the show starts after she has become a success on stage and flashes back to her Origins. it opens in fanny's dressing room. she is waiting for her husband, nick arnstein, To return after being in prison. she looks back to when she was a 19-year old hopeful. Her mother's poker buddies think she's wasting her life trying to break into show business. Mrs. strakosh: Fanny, when people pay good money in the the-ay-ter-- Especially the male element--they want something to look at! If a girl isn't pretty Like a miss atlantic city, All she gets in life Is pity and a pat. Mrs. brice: Is a nose with deviation Such a crime against the nation? Should i throw her into jail Or drown the cat? Mrs. strakosh, o' malley and Meeker: She must shine in ev'ry detail Like a ring you're buying retail, Be a standard size that Fits a standard dress. Mrs. strakosh: When a girl's incidentals Are no bigger than two lentils Mrs. strakosh, o' malley and Meeker: Then to me that doesn't spell success. Fanny auditions for keeney's music hall but keeney kicks her out of the chorus Because she doesn't look like the others. Eddie ryan, dance director for keeney, agrees: Eddie: If a girl isn't pretty Like a miss atlantic city, She should dump the stage And try another route. Any guy who pays a quarter For a seat just feels he oughter See a figger that his wife can't Substitute. Kid, my heart ain't made of marble But your rhythm's really horr'ble And that map of yours just ain't no Valentine. Everything you got's about right, But the damn thing don't come out right So forget it, kid, And just resign. Chorus: If a girl isn't pretty, If a girl isn't pretty, If a girl isn't pretty, If a girl isn't pretty, If a girl isn't pretty, She should get a job, Go get a job-- Get any job Get a weekly pay, 'cause if a girl isn't pretty Like a miss atlantic city, She's a real miss nobody, u.s.a. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: If You Were The Only Boy In The World, Ill Know, Ill Tell The Man In The Street, Im Still Here/everybody Says Dont/dont Rain On My Parade, Im The Greatest Star, Ist It A Pity?, Isnt This Better, Isnt It A Pity, Ist It A Pity?, It Had To Be You, It Must Be You, It Only Takes A Moment, It Takes A Woman, It Takes A Woman (reprise), Its A New World, Its Only A Paper Moon/I Like Him, Its Only A Paper Moon/ I Like Him, IVE BEEN HERE, Ive Dreamed Of You, Ive Finally Found Someone, IVE NEVER BEEN A WOMAN BEFORE, Ive Never Been In Love Before, Jenny Rebecca, Jingle Bells, Johnny One Note/one Note Samba/i Got Rhythm, JOHNNY ONE NOTEONE NOTE SAMBAI GOT RHYTHM, Jubilation, Just A Little Lovin, Just A Little Lovin, Just In Time, Just Leave Everything To Me, Just One Lifetime, Keepin Out of Mischief Now, KING I MEDLEY I Have Dreamed We Kiss In A Shadow Something Wonderf, Kiss Me In The Rain, LASCIA CH?IO PIANGA, Lazy Afternoon, Le Mur, Leading With Your Heart, Left In The Dark, Lessons To Be Learned, Let Me Go, Let The Good Times Roll, Lets Hear It For Me, Letters That Cross In The Mail, Life On Mars, Life Story, Like A Straw In The Wind, Little Tin Soldier, Lost Inside of You, Other Barbra Streisand song Lyrics (Have I Stayed) Too Long At The Fair/Look At That Face Lyrics (Have I Stayed) Too Long At The FairLook At That Face Lyrics (hello Dolly!) Finale Lyrics (HELLO DOLLY) FINALE Lyrics (Its Gonna Be A) Great Day Lyrics A Child Is Born Lyrics A Great Day Lyrics A Kid Again/im Five Lyrics A Kid Again/Im Five Lyrics A Kid AgainIm Five Lyrics A Man I Loved Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Barbra Streisand & Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand duet with Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Celine Dion Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Ryan ONeal Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Vince Gill Lyrics BARCLAY JAMES HARVEST Lyrics Barclay James Harvest, The Lyrics Barcode Lyrics Barcode Brothers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy