Song Lyrics Barbra Streisand - Nobody Makes A Pass At Me    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Barbra Streisand Singer Lyrics [Barbra Streisand other resources]>> Nobody Makes A Pass At Me Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Barbra Streisand Music Title/Track: Nobody Makes A Pass At Me Theme ID: 6897 Album: N/A Performed by barbra streisand I want men that i can squeeze, that i can please, that i can tease Two or three or four or more! What are those fools waiting for? I want love and i want kissing i want more of what i'm missing Nobody comes knocking at my front door What do they think my knocker's for? If they don't come soon there won't be any more! What can the matter be? I wash my clothes with lux, my etiquette's the best, I spend my hard-earned bucks on just what the ads suggest Oh dear what can the matter be Nobody makes a pass at me! I'm full of kellogg's bran, eat grapenuts on the sly, A date is on the can of coffee that i buy Oh dear, what can the matter be? Nobody makes a pass at me! Oh beatrice fair-fax, give me the bare facts, How do you make them fall? If you don't save me, the things the lord gave me Never will be any use to me at all. I sprinkle on a dash of "fragrance de amour," The ads say "makes men rash" but i guess their smell is pour Oh dear what can the matter be Nobody makes a pass at me. I use ovaltine and listerine, barbasol and musterole Life buoy soap and flit, so why ain't i got it? I use coca cola and marmola, crisco, lesco and mazola, Ex-lax and vapex, so why ain't i got sex? I use albolene and maybellene, alka seltzer, bromo seltzer, Odorono and sensation So why ain't i got fascination? My girdles come from the best, times ads say they're chick And up above i'm dressed in the brassier of the week Oh dear, what can the matter be? Nobody makes a pass at me! I use pond's on my skin, with rye-crisp i have thinned I get my culture in i began "gone with the wind" Oh dear, what can the matter be? Nobody makes a pass at me! Oh dor'thy dix, please, show me some tricks, Please, i want some men to hold I want attention and things i can't mention And i want them all before i get too old I use mum ev'ry day and angelus liplure, But still men stay away just like iv'ry soap i'm pure Just like i result of 99 and 44 One hundred percent p.o. Oh dear what can the matter be? Nobody makes a pass at me Related Lyrics Random lyrics: On Rainy Afternoons, Once Upon A Summertime, One Big Union For Two, One Day, One God, One Kiss, One Less Bell To Answer/A House Is Not A Home, ONE LESS BELL TO ANSWERA HOUSE IS NOT A HOME, One More Night, One More Time Around, Opening Remarks, Ordinary Miracles, Our Corner Of The Night, Over the Rainbow, Papa, Can You Hear Me?, People, People/second Hand Rose/dont Rain On My Parade/got Rhyth, Piano Practicing, Pieces of Dreams, Pretty Women/The Ladies Who Lunch, Prisoner, Prisoner (love Theme ), Promises, Punkys Dilemma, Punkys Dilemma, Put On Your Sunday Clothes, Putting It Together, Queen Bee, Quiet Night, Rat-tat-tat-tat, Ribbons Down My Back, Right As The Rain, Run Wild, Sadie, Sadie, Sam, You Made The Pants Too Long, Sam Youve Made The Pants Too Long, Second Hand Rose, Second-hand Rose, Send in the Clowns, Shake Me, Wake Me, SHAKE ME, WAKE ME (WHEN IT?S OVER), Shake Me, Wake Me (when Its Over), Shall We Dance / Hello Young Lovers, SHALL WE DANCE HELLO YOUNG LOVERS, Simple Man, SINCE I DON?T HAVE YOU, Since I Dont Have You, Since I Fell for You, Sing, Sing Me A Song With Social Significance, Other Barbra Streisand song Lyrics (Have I Stayed) Too Long At The Fair/Look At That Face Lyrics (Have I Stayed) Too Long At The FairLook At That Face Lyrics (hello Dolly!) Finale Lyrics (HELLO DOLLY) FINALE Lyrics (Its Gonna Be A) Great Day Lyrics A Child Is Born Lyrics A Great Day Lyrics A Kid Again/im Five Lyrics A Kid Again/Im Five Lyrics A Kid AgainIm Five Lyrics A Man I Loved Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Barbra Streisand & Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand duet with Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Bryan Adams Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Celine Dion Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Ryan ONeal Lyrics Barbra Streisand F/ Vince Gill Lyrics BARCLAY JAMES HARVEST Lyrics Barclay James Harvest, The Lyrics Barcode Lyrics Barcode Brothers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy