Song Lyrics Barenaked Ladies - Back    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Barenaked Ladies Singer Lyrics [Barenaked Ladies other resources]>> Back Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Barenaked Ladies Music Title/Track: Back Theme ID: 7659 Album: N/A I woke up yesterday morning Fell down two flights of stairs Well I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep. Nine-one-one ambulance help me But I can't reach the phone So I scream to the neighbors "Come over break into my home" I broke my back There was nobody there to help me Broke my back All the lies and deception won't change the perception that I fell flat on my ass I wish this had happened skydiving That my parachute failed But a pair of shoes tripped me down stairs and I lay there and wail Those things I used to take for granted Now I take sitting down I can't brush my teeth, chew my nails, give the finger to a clown I broke my back And I can't even change the channels Broke my back I fell flat on my ass Well they tell me that I shouldn't get discouraged But they tell me that I'll never walk again And they say I'm gonna need alot of courage And they say I'm gonna need alot of friends But what I really need is a pair of electric legs. So I wish some genius would just invent them. And if they cost to much I'd share with someone else. Or I would scour the Yellow Pages and I'd rent them. I know I can probably pop a wheely Entertaining the kids I can put hockey cards in the spokes I can even throw skids I get a good seat at a concert Even get stuff for free Is it cause I'm an excellent guy or cause they're scared of me I broke my back And I can't even use the clapper I broke my back All the lies and deception won't change the perception that I fell flat on my ass Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Careless, Celebrity, Christmas Pics, Christmastime (Oh Yeah), Close To You, Comes A Time, Conventioneers, Couldnt Care Less, Crazy, Deck the Stills, Eds Uncle Elwyn, Enid, Everything Is New Again, Everything Old Is New Again, Falling For The First Time, Farmboy Homeboy, Fight The Power, Footprints, For You, Fox on the Run, Gangster Girl, Get in Line, Go Home, God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, God Rest Ye Merry GentlemenWe Three Kings, Govatsos Shuffle, Grade 9, Great Provider, Green Christmas, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Grim Grinning Ghosts (the Haunted Mansion Theme), Hanukkah Blessings, Hanukkah Oh Hanukkah, Have You Seen My Love?, Having A Baby, Helicopters, Hello City, Hidden Sun, I Can I Will I Do, I Have a Little Dreydell, I Know, I Live With It Every Day, I Love You, I Saw Three Ships, Ill Be That Girl, If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000, If I Had 1000000 yellow tape version, If I Had 1000000 yellow tape version, If I Had A 1000000, Other Barenaked Ladies song Lyrics A Lyrics A Message To You Rudy Lyrics Alcohol Lyrics Alternative Girlfriend Lyrics Aluminium Lyrics Aluminum Lyrics Am I The Only One? Lyrics Another Postcard Lyrics Another Postcard (chimps) Lyrics Auld Lang Syne Lyrics Baby Its Cold Outside Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Baris Manco Lyrics Barker Horton Lyrics Barlat Robert Gil Lyrics Barlow Lyrics Barlow Gary Lyrics Gary Barlow Lyrics BarlowGirl Lyrics Barn Rojo Lyrics B-Charme Lyrics B.A.S.E Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy