Song Lyrics Beck - Satan Gave Me A Taco    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Beck Singer Lyrics [Beck other resources]>> Satan Gave Me A Taco Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Beck Music Title/Track: Satan Gave Me A Taco Theme ID: 15961 Album: N/A Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard There was aphids on the lettuce an' I ate every one An' after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat An' the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat My stomach was a-tremblin' and I broke out in a rash I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak So she beat me with a handbag till I could hardly speak I was lying there naked, my body badly bruised In a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused Well, the cops came and got me and threw me in their van And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand They took me to the judge, his eyes a-glowin' red The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead Well, the sheriff was a hellhound with fangs and claws The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls The air was gettin' thick; the smoke was gettin' thicker The judge read the verdict: said, "Cut off his head!" Well, they placed me on the altar, and they raised up the axe My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks I noticed all the smoke machines, cameras and the lights Some guy with a microphone, runnin' around dancin' in tights And I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below And I realized I was in a rock video So I went and joined the band And I went out on tour And I smoked a lot of heroin And I passed out in manure I made out with the groupies Come on here Started fires backstage Oh, yeah, started 'em all Made a lot of money Oh, yeah, I'm makin' it And I gave it all away Give it all to me Well, the band got killed Ah, bunch of losers So I started a solo career Aha, yeah And I won all the awards Get 'em all now And I drank all the beer Drink it all up; get funky I opened up a taco stand Aha Just to smell the smell Oho Cookin' with the devil fryin' down in hell Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Soul Suckin Jerk, Soul Suckin Jerk (reject), Soul Suckin Jerk, Soul Sucking Jerk, Spanking Room, Special People, ss, Static, Steal My Body Home, Steve Threw Up, Steve Threw Up (version 2), Sucker Without A Brain, Sunday Sun, Super Golden Black, Super Golden Black (sunchild), Sweet Sunshine, Taser Gun, Tasergun, Tasergun (version 2), The Fed Up Blues, The Fucked Up Blues, The Golden Age, The Little Drum Machine Boy, the new pollution, The Spirit Moves Me, The Vagabond, The World May Loose Its Motion, Thunder Peel, To See That Woman Of Mine, Today Has Been a Fed Up Day, Today Has Been A Fucked Up Day, Total Soul Future, Total Soul Future (Eat It), Totally Confused, Totally Confused 325, Tropicalia, Trouble All My Days, Truckdrivin Neighbors Downstairs (yellow Sweat), Truckdrivin Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat), Truckdriving Neighbors Downstairs, Twig, Unknown 2, Unknown Title 1, Untitled, Waitin For A Train, Waitin For A Train, We Live Again, Where Its At, where its at, Whimsical Actress, Other Beck song Lyrics .000.000 Lyrics 000 000 Lyrics 11.6.45 Lyrics 11.6.45 Lyrics 8.4.82 Lyrics 8.6.82 Lyrics 8.4.82 Lyrics 8.6.82 Lyrics Alcohol Lyrics All In Your Mind Lyrics Already Dead Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists beck a Lyrics Beck And Timbaland Lyrics Beck F/ Timbaland Lyrics Beck Jeff Lyrics Beck Robin Lyrics Becka Lyrics Beckham Victoria Lyrics Beckmann and Mackeben Lyrics Becky Baeling Lyrics Bed And Breakfast Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy