Song Lyrics Ben Folds Five - Army    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Ben Folds Five Singer Lyrics [Ben Folds Five other resources]>> Army Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ben Folds Five Music Title/Track: Army Theme ID: 18469 Album: N/A Well I thought about the army Dad said, son you're fucking high And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything So I took my old man's advice Three sad semesters It was only fifteeen grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead Grew a moustache and a mullet Got a job at Chick-Fil-A Citing artistic differences The band broke up in May And in June reformed without me And they'd got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie And hung my head in shame I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay Oh, I think I'll take it to LA Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday In this time of introspection On the eve of my election I say to my reflection God, please spare me more rejection 'Cause my peers they criticize me And my ex-wives all despise me Try to put it all behind me But my redneck past is nipping at my heels I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about the army Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Best Imitation Of Myself, Bizarre Christmas Incident, Bizzare Christmas Incident, Boxing, Brick, Bruised, carrying cathy, Champagne Supernova, Cigarette, Cool Whip, Crosstown Traffic, Dog, Dont Change Your Plans, Eddie Walker, Eddie Walker This Is Your Life, Emaline, Evaporated, Fair, fired, For All The Pretty People, For Those Of Yall Who Wear Fanny Packs, For Those Of Yall That Wear Fanny Packs, For Those Of Yall Who Wear Fannie Packs, For Those Of Yall Who Wear Fanny Packs, fred jones part 2, Fred Jones Pt 2, Give Judy My Notice, Golden Slumbers, Gone, Guilty, Half Asleep, Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila (isreali Folk Song), hiros song, Hiros Song, In Between Days, In Between Days (The Cure), Jackson Cannery, Jackson Cannery - 7", Jackson Cannery-7 Quot, Jane, Julianne, Just Pretend, Kalamazoo, Kate, Kkk Took My Baby Away, Learn To Live With What You Are, Leather Jacket, Lonely, Lonely Christmas Eve, Other Ben Folds Five song Lyrics Air Lyrics Alice Childress Lyrics Alice Childress (Live At KCRW) Lyrics Alice Childress - Kcrw Lyrics Alice Childress - KCRW Lyrics Alice Childress-KCRW Lyrics All U Can Eat Lyrics All U Can Eat (They Give No Fuck) Lyrics Amelia Bright Lyrics Anatole Lyrics Anne Waits Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Ben Harper Lyrics Ben Jelen Lyrics Ben Kenney Lyrics Ben Kweller Lyrics Ben Lummis Lyrics BEN MOODY Lyrics Ben Pollack Lyrics Ben Selvin Lyrics Ben Taylor Lyrics Ben Taylor Band The Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy