Song Lyrics Ben Folds Five - Bizarre Christmas Incident    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Ben Folds Five Singer Lyrics [Ben Folds Five other resources]>> Bizarre Christmas Incident Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ben Folds Five Music Title/Track: Bizarre Christmas Incident Theme ID: 18481 Album: N/A (Ho, ho, ho...Play it Grandpa...Yeah, play it...Let's tell them a little story about what happened this Christmas.... Yeah, tell them... tell 'em 'bout Christmas) Christmas Eve, I didn't get much sleep I kept hearing things, heavy breathing from the chimney Who could it be? (I'll tell you what it was... What happened then, Ben?... Yeah, what happened?... Well, I went back to sleep... You went back to sleep? Back to sleep? Shit... Tired man, went back to sleep) And in the morning, I couldn't believe my eyes A whale of a corpe with a long white beard Was dangling over the fire oh, Santa he's a big fat fuck Went down the chimney got his fat ass stuck Oh, honey, call the lawyers fast 'Cause Mrs. Clause is gonna sue my ass hey, hey, hey (Ok grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell 'em what you saw, tell 'em what you saw grandpa) I gotta tell you folks, He wasn't wearin no clothes He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil from his back down to his toes While I was talking to the cops outside The dog was lickin Crisco off of his thighs They hauled him away in a double-wide What a sad, sad way to die Hey, hey, hey Santa, he's a big, fat fuck went down the chimney, got his fat ass oh, honey call the lawyers fast, Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Dont Change Your Plans, Eddie Walker, Eddie Walker This Is Your Life, Emaline, Evaporated, Fair, fired, For All The Pretty People, For Those Of Yall Who Wear Fanny Packs, For Those Of Yall That Wear Fanny Packs, For Those Of Yall Who Wear Fannie Packs, For Those Of Yall Who Wear Fanny Packs, fred jones part 2, Fred Jones Pt 2, Give Judy My Notice, Golden Slumbers, Gone, Guilty, Half Asleep, Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila (isreali Folk Song), hiros song, Hiros Song, In Between Days, In Between Days (The Cure), Jackson Cannery, Jackson Cannery - 7", Jackson Cannery-7 Quot, Jane, Julianne, Just Pretend, Kalamazoo, Kate, Kkk Took My Baby Away, Learn To Live With What You Are, Leather Jacket, Lonely, Lonely Christmas Eve, Losing Lisa, Lullaby, Lullabye, Magic, Mess, Missing The War, Mitchell Lane, Narcolepsy, Norina, not the same, One Angry Dwarf 200 Solemn Faces, One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces, Other Ben Folds Five song Lyrics Air Lyrics Alice Childress Lyrics Alice Childress (Live At KCRW) Lyrics Alice Childress - Kcrw Lyrics Alice Childress - KCRW Lyrics Alice Childress-KCRW Lyrics All U Can Eat Lyrics All U Can Eat (They Give No Fuck) Lyrics Amelia Bright Lyrics Anatole Lyrics Anne Waits Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Ben Harper Lyrics Ben Jelen Lyrics Ben Kenney Lyrics Ben Kweller Lyrics Ben Lummis Lyrics BEN MOODY Lyrics Ben Pollack Lyrics Ben Selvin Lyrics Ben Taylor Lyrics Ben Taylor Band The Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy