Song Lyrics Benefit - If I Owned A Midget    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Benefit Singer Lyrics [Benefit other resources]>> If I Owned A Midget Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Benefit Music Title/Track: If I Owned A Midget Theme ID: 19094 Album: N/A life's got me mad, but if i had a midget i'd be glad to watch him jump around on my nintendo power pad he'd have a big head, short legs and long torso the name that i'd give my pet midget is little gordo i'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kicks when company came over he'd preform and get tips while im eatin' at night in the kitchen he'd be able to get the food scraps that i threw under the table if my midget was ever bad and acted enraged then i'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his cage but if he kept actin' up and really made me sick i'd hang him upside down and poke him with a stick Little Gordo would be good, mosta the time though he'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Something Wicked This Way Comes, Sumpreme, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Brothers, Supreme, The United Stage Of America, Warp To World 6-9, Warp To World 6-9 (Super Mario Bros Rap), World 69, Zelda Rap, All In The Game, Chains, Come As You Are, Dust In The Wind, Femininity, Georgy Porgy, Ghetto Girl, Ill Be There, If You Want Me To Stay, Just Friends, Lamentation, Lets Stay Together, Lets Stay Together (Midnight Mix), Love Dont Love Me, Love Of My Own, Love The Hurt Away, Loving Your Best Friend, More Than Just A Girlfriend, Poetry Girl, Something Real, Spend My Life With You, Spiritual Thang, Thats Just My Way, True To Myself, What If We Was Cool, When You Think Of Me, While You Were Here, Why You Follow Me, Anthemme, Dont Mention Disco, Frank Sinatra, Freeze, Hard to Be You, How Do You Say Goodbye, Its So True, Marry Me, Sailing, Shame on Me, Whos Your Baby, Bingo, Other Benefit song Lyrics Blind Following Lyrics Call Of Revolt Lyrics Cheedum Lyrics Exact Lyrics Fairwell Lyrics Friends Lyrics Garbage Pail Kids Lyrics Kill On Lyrics Musical Freedom Lyrics My Enemy Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Benet Eric Lyrics Eric Benet Lyrics Benett Lyrics Benita Collings and Merridy Eastman Lyrics Benjamin Boyce Lyrics Benjamin Diamond Lyrics Benjamin Gate Lyrics Benjamin Gate, The Lyrics Benjamin Orr Lyrics Benjamins Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy