Song Lyrics Berlin Irving - Dont Take Your Beau To The Seashore (22 Sep 1911)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Berlin Irving Singer Lyrics [Berlin Irving other resources]>> Dont Take Your Beau To The Seashore (22 Sep 1911) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Berlin Irving Music Title/Track: Dont Take Your Beau To The Seashore (22 Sep 1911) Theme ID: 19866 Album: N/A [Words and music by E. Ray Goetz and Irving Berlin] [Introduced by female impersonator Julian Eltinge] [1st verse:] Mother often said to me, "Someday a beauty fair You may, or may not grow to be, in any case beware Beside a fellow's side, a gown your faults will always hide But not beside a fellow's side, beside the ocean side He's there when you go in without a doubt He's liable to be gone when you come out [chorus:] Don't take your beau to the seashore When bathing, don't take your beau to the shore For bathing suits reveal what petticoats conceal And if there's a slight defection You will never stand inspection When you go down to the seashore Take my advice and you won't go wrong Girls, when you go, if you've nothing to show Don't take your beau along [2nd verse:] Mother knew a thing or two, she told me father dear Had never seen her bathing, that's the reason I am here An ankle should be covered good until the show'r of rice And even then it's none too safe to show it more than twice Although we know that love is blind, be wise! A bathing suit may open up his eyes Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Elevator Man, Going Up, Going Up, Going Up, Going, Empty Pockets Filled With Love, Ephraham Played Upon The Piano (20 Jun 1911), Everybody Knew But Me (1945), Everybody Step (1921), Everybodys Doin It Now (2 Nov 1911), Falling Out Of Love Can Be Fun, Fella With An Umbrella, A, Fiddle-Dee-Dee (27 May 1912), Follow Me Around (13 Nov 1912), Follow The Crowd (30 Jan 1914), Fools Fall In Love, For The Very First Time (1952), For Your Country And My Country (1917), Freedom Train, The (1947), Funnies, The, Furnishing A Home For Two (8 Oct 1914), Gee, I Wish I Was Back In The Army, Get Thee Behind Me, Satan, Getting Nowhere (Running Around In Circles), Girl On The Police Gazette, The, Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Go Home And Tell It To Your Wife (1957), God Bless America (1938), God Gave You To Me (20 Apr 1914), Goodbye, Girlie, And Remember Me (6 Aug 1909), Goody, Goody, Goody, Goody, Good (11 Dec 1912), Grizzly Bear (19 Apr 1910), Happy Holiday, Happy Little Chorus Girl (1913), Happy Little Country Girl (21 May 1913), Harlem On My Mind, Haunted House, The (27 May 1914), He Aint Got Rhythm, He Promised Me (12 Dec 1911), Heat Wave, Heat Wave (1933 Version), Hes A Devil In His Own Home Town (14 May 1914), Hes A Rag Picker (28 Sep 1914), Hes So Good To Me (4 Jan 1913), Herman Lets Dance That Beautiful Waltz (24 Sep 19, Hey, Wop (1914), Hirams Band (24 Oct 1912), Homework, Hostess With The Mostes On The Ball, The, Hostesses Of The Stage Door Canteen, How About A Cheer For The Navy?, How About Me? (1928), How Can I Change My Luck?, How Deep Is The Ocean? (1932), Other Berlin Irving song Lyrics (I Wonder Why) Youre Just In Love Lyrics Abie Sings An Irish Song (15 May 1913) Lyrics Abraham Lyrics After The Honeymoon (23 Aug 1911) Lyrics After You Get What You Want, You Dont Want It (19 Lyrics Alexander And His Clarinet (19 May 1910) Lyrics Alexanders Bag-Pipe Band (10 Feb 1912) Lyrics Alexanders Ragtime Band (18 May 1911) Lyrics All Alone (1924) Lyrics All By Myself (1921) Lyrics All Of My Life (1944) Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Irving Berlin Lyrics Berlinda Carlisle Lyrics Berman Jacqueline Lyrics Bern Dan Lyrics Bernadette Larson Lyrics Bernadette Peters Lyrics Bernadette Peters F/ Billy Joel Lyrics Butler Bernard Lyrics Bernard Butler Lyrics Bernard Crystal Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy