Song Lyrics Berlin Irving - If The Managers Only Thought The Same As Mother (1    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Berlin Irving Singer Lyrics [Berlin Irving other resources]>> If The Managers Only Thought The Same As Mother (1 Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Berlin Irving Music Title/Track: If The Managers Only Thought The Same As Mother (1 Theme ID: 19980 Album: N/A [1st verse:] There's no mistake that I can act I'm talented and that's a fact I know, because my mother told me so She kept a house for actor folks And listened to their funny jokes So now I guess my mother ought to know But managers are awful dense It seems to me they have no sense I know my darling mother wouldn't lie She thinks I'm better than the best But managers think I'm a pest And all they say is, "Go somewhere and die" [chorus:] If the managers only thought the same as mother You bet I'd show them all a thing or three They'd have starred me in "The Thief" For it's mother's firm belief Margaret Illington could never steal like me If the Shuberts only took a tip from mother I'd be starring like a star was never starred Leslie Carter and that bunch Would be at Childs serving lunch If the managers only thought the same as ma [2nd verse:] My mother goes to all the shows She knows what ev'ry woman knows She knows Maude Adams knows a thing or two But when she saw her in that play She said to me that very day "My child, she doesn't know as much as you" So I got busy with my pen And wrote to Charlie Frohman then I asked him if he wouldn't star me quick His answer nearly knocked me dead For in his letter Charlie said "I didn't even know that you were sick" [2nd chorus:] If the managers only thought the same as mother I'd act like Sarah Bernhardt never did Harry Miller would forget Margret Anglin you bet He would want me as his real supporting kid If Frohman only took a tip from mother He would label me as Frohman's only star Missus Fiske would take a drop To some Broadway candy shop If the managers only thought the same as ma Related Lyrics Random lyrics: It All Belongs To Me, It All Belongs To Me (1927), It Isnt What He Said (11 Feb 1914), It Only Happens When I Dance With You, Its A Lovely Day For A Walk, Its A Lovely Day Today, Its A Lovely Day Tomorrow, Just Like The Rose (2 Jul 1909), Just One Way To Say I Love You, Kate (Have I Come Too Early, Too Late) (1947), Keep Away From The Fellow Who Owns An Automobile (, Keep On Walking (14 Apr 1913), Ki-I-Youdleing Dog, The (4 Apr 1913), Kiss Me My Honey, Kiss Me (3 Aug 1910), Kiss Your Sailor Boy Goodbye (15 Aug 1913), Ladies Of The Chorus, Lady Of The Evening, Lazy (1924), Lead Me To That Beautiful Band (18 Apr 1912), Let Me Sing And Im Happy, Let Me Sing And Im Happy (1930 Version), Let Yourself Go, Lets Face The Music And Dance, Lets Have Another Cup O Coffee, Lets Keep In Touch While Dancing, Lets Say It With Firecrackers, Song Of Freedom Me, Lets Start The New Year Right, Lets Take An Old-Fashioned Walk, Little Bit Of Everything, A (18 Oct 1912), Little Fish In A Big Pond, Little Things In Life, The (1930), Long As I Can Take You Home (1966), Looking At You (Across The Breakfast Table), Louisiana Purchase, Louisiana Purchase (1940), Love And The Weather (1947), Love Leads To Marriage (1956), Love, You Didnt Do Right By Me, Man Chases A Girl (Until She Catches Him), A (1949, Mandy, Manhattan Madness, Marie (1928), Marie From Sunny Italy (12 Oct 1907), Maybe Its Because I Love You Too Much (1933), Me (1931), Meet Me To-Night (12 Dec 1911), Million Dollar Ball, The (6 May 1912), Miss Liberty, Molly O Oh Molly (13 May 1911), Molly O! Oh, Molly! (13 May 1911), Other Berlin Irving song Lyrics (I Wonder Why) Youre Just In Love Lyrics Abie Sings An Irish Song (15 May 1913) Lyrics Abraham Lyrics After The Honeymoon (23 Aug 1911) Lyrics After You Get What You Want, You Dont Want It (19 Lyrics Alexander And His Clarinet (19 May 1910) Lyrics Alexanders Bag-Pipe Band (10 Feb 1912) Lyrics Alexanders Ragtime Band (18 May 1911) Lyrics All Alone (1924) Lyrics All By Myself (1921) Lyrics All Of My Life (1944) Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Irving Berlin Lyrics Berlinda Carlisle Lyrics Berman Jacqueline Lyrics Bern Dan Lyrics Bernadette Larson Lyrics Bernadette Peters Lyrics Bernadette Peters F/ Billy Joel Lyrics Butler Bernard Lyrics Bernard Butler Lyrics Bernard Crystal Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy