Song Lyrics Berlin Irving - Old Maids Ball, The (16 Apr 1913)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Berlin Irving Singer Lyrics [Berlin Irving other resources]>> Old Maids Ball, The (16 Apr 1913) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Berlin Irving Music Title/Track: Old Maids Ball, The (16 Apr 1913) Theme ID: 20065 Album: N/A [1st verse:] Talk about your funny masquerades Talk about your funny looking braids Did you hear of the four old maids Who gave a fancy ball Old maids gathered from every town Each one dressed up in a funny gown I was asked to go and so I hurried Down to the old maids ball [chorus:] There were old maids short and tall Dancing 'round the hall One who knew us drew up to us She was older than St. Louis Miss Melinda Rand Led the female band And when they played "Here comes the Bride" Four old maids sat down and cried Someone hollered "There's a man outside" And broke up the old maids ball [2nd verse:] Everybody in the hall was asked Not to laugh, and say it was a task What I thought was a funny mask Turned out to be a face Someone came to me and put me wise Fifty dollars was the standing prize To the one who had a perfect figure Nobody won the prize [2nd chorus:] There were old maids short and tall Dancing 'round the hall One who knew us drew up to us She was older than St. Louis Miss Melinda Rand Led the female band And one old maid named Geraldine Oldest maid I've ever seen Said, "Tomorrow I'll be seventeen" And broke up the old maids ball Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Piano Man (5 Oct 1910), Pick, Pick, Pick, Pick On The Mandolin, Antonio (2, Play A Simple Melody, Please Let Me Come Back To You (1955), Policemens Ball, The, Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody, A, Pullman Porters On Parade, The (14 May 1913), Puttin On The Ritz, Puttin On The Ritz (1929 Version), Queenie (29 Feb 1908), Ragtime Jockey Man, The (11 Jun 1912), Ragtime Mocking Bird (25 Jan 1912), Ragtime Soldier Man (12 Jul 1912), Ragtime Violin (6 Oct 1911), Ragtime Violin! (6 Oct 1911), Reaching For The Moon, Remember (1925), Revival Day (1914), Roses Of Yesterday (1928), Run Home And Tell Your Mother (29 Jun 1911), Russian Lullaby (1927), Sadie Salome (Go Home) (2 Apr 1909), Sailors Not A Sailor (til A Sailors Been Tattoo, Sailors Not A Sailor, A (1954), San Francisco Bound (13 Mar 1913), Say It Isnt So (1932), Say It With Music (1921), Sayonara (1957), Serenade To An Old-Fashioned Girl, A, Shaking The Blues Away, Shaking The Blues Away (1927 Version), She Was A Dear Little Girl (5 Oct 1909), Sisters, Sisters (Brothers), Sittin In The Sun (1953), Slumming On Park Avenue, Snookey Ookums (21 Feb 1913), Snow, So Help Me (1934), Society Bear (1 Apr 1912), Soft Lights And Sweet Music, Sombrero Land (17 Nov 1911), Some Little Something About You (14 Oct 1909), Some Sunny Day (1922), Somebodys Coming To My House (15 May 1913), Someone Just Like You (22 Dec 1909), Someones Waiting For Me (Well Wait, Wait, Wait), Song Of Freedom, Spanish Love (24 Apr 1911), Spring And Fall (24 Feb 1912), Other Berlin Irving song Lyrics (I Wonder Why) Youre Just In Love Lyrics Abie Sings An Irish Song (15 May 1913) Lyrics Abraham Lyrics After The Honeymoon (23 Aug 1911) Lyrics After You Get What You Want, You Dont Want It (19 Lyrics Alexander And His Clarinet (19 May 1910) Lyrics Alexanders Bag-Pipe Band (10 Feb 1912) Lyrics Alexanders Ragtime Band (18 May 1911) Lyrics All Alone (1924) Lyrics All By Myself (1921) Lyrics All Of My Life (1944) Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Irving Berlin Lyrics Berlinda Carlisle Lyrics Berman Jacqueline Lyrics Bern Dan Lyrics Bernadette Larson Lyrics Bernadette Peters Lyrics Bernadette Peters F/ Billy Joel Lyrics Butler Bernard Lyrics Bernard Butler Lyrics Bernard Crystal Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy