Song Lyrics Berlin Irving - You Cant Get A Man With A Gun    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Berlin Irving Singer Lyrics [Berlin Irving other resources]>> You Cant Get A Man With A Gun Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Berlin Irving Music Title/Track: You Cant Get A Man With A Gun Theme ID: 20224 Album: N/A Oh, my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say That's why I'm such a wonderful shot I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day And now tell me what have I got I'm quick on the trigger With targets not much bigger Than a pinpoint - I'm number one But my score with a feller Is lower than a cellar Oh, you can't get a man with a gun When I'm with a pistol I sparkle like a crystal Yes, I shine like the morning sun But I lose all my luster When with a bronco buster Oh, you can't get a man with a gun With a gu-un With a gu-un No, you can't get a man with a gun If I went to battle With someone's herd of cattle You'd have steak when the job was done But if I shot the herder They'd holler bloody murder And you can't shoot a male In the tail Like a quail Oh, you can't get a man with a gun [2] If I shot a rabbit Some furrier would grab it For a coat that would warm someone But you can't shoot a lover And use him for a cover Oh, you can't get a man with a gun The gals with umbrellers Are always out with fellers In the rain or the blazing sun But a man never trifles With gals who carry rifles Oh, you can't get a man with a gun With a gu-un With a gu-un No, you can't get a man with a gun A Tom, Dick or Harry Will build a house for Carrie When the preacher has made them one But he can't build you houses With buckshot in his trousers For a man may be hot But he's not When he's shot Oh, you can't get a man with a gun Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Youre Lonely And Im Lonely, Youve Built A Fire Down In My Heart (20 Jun 1911), Youve Got Me Hypnotized (2 Nov 1911), Youve Got Your Mothers Big Blue Eyes! (12 Sep 19, Z... Closing Medley, (We Want) The Same Thing, Band of Gold, Bless The Beasts And The Children, Change, Circle In The Sand, Deep Deep Ocean, Dont Cry, Fool For Love, From The Heart, Gotta Get To You, Heaven Is A Place On Earth, I Feel Free, I Feel The Magic, I Get Weak, I Need a Disguise, I Never Wanted A Rich Man, I See No Ships, I Wont Say (Im In Love), I Wouldnt Be Here If I Didnt Love You, La Luna, Leave A Light On, Love Never Dies..., Love Walks In, Mad About You, Nobody Owns Me, Only A Dream, Runaway Horses, Shades of Michaelangelo, Shot In The Dark, Should I Let You In, Since Youve Gone, Stuff and Nonsense, Summer Rain, The Air You Breathe, The Ballad Of Lucy Jordan, Valentine, Vision of You, We Can Change, Whatever It Takes, World Without You, Charley On The MTA, Chick Singers, Cure for Aids, Jesus Freak, Monica, Other Berlin Irving song Lyrics (I Wonder Why) Youre Just In Love Lyrics Abie Sings An Irish Song (15 May 1913) Lyrics Abraham Lyrics After The Honeymoon (23 Aug 1911) Lyrics After You Get What You Want, You Dont Want It (19 Lyrics Alexander And His Clarinet (19 May 1910) Lyrics Alexanders Bag-Pipe Band (10 Feb 1912) Lyrics Alexanders Ragtime Band (18 May 1911) Lyrics All Alone (1924) Lyrics All By Myself (1921) Lyrics All Of My Life (1944) Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Irving Berlin Lyrics Berlinda Carlisle Lyrics Berman Jacqueline Lyrics Bern Dan Lyrics Bernadette Larson Lyrics Bernadette Peters Lyrics Bernadette Peters F/ Billy Joel Lyrics Butler Bernard Lyrics Bernard Butler Lyrics Bernard Crystal Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy