Song Lyrics Bernstein Leonard - One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose A Man    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Bernstein Leonard Singer Lyrics [Bernstein Leonard other resources]>> One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose A Man Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Bernstein Leonard Music Title/Track: One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose A Man Theme ID: 20388 Album: N/A Betty Comden and Adolph Green music by Leonard Bernstein RUTH NOW THE FIRST WAY TO LOSE A MAN -- YOUVE MET A CHARMING FELLOW AND YOURE OUT FOR A SPIN. THE MOTOR FAILS AND HE JUST WEARS A HELPLESS GRIN, DONT BAT YOUR EYES AND SAY, WHAT A ROMANTIC SPOT WERE IN. Just get out, crawl under the car, tell him its the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin. THATS A GOOD WAY TO LOSE A MAN. HE TAKES YOU TO A BASEBALL GAME, YOU SIT KNEE TO KNEE. HE SAYS, THE NEXT MAN UP AT BAT WILL BUNT, YOULL SEE. DONT SAY, OOOH, WHATS A BUNT? THIS GAMES TOO HARD FOR LITTLE ME. Just say, Bunt? Are you nuts?!! With no outs, two men on base, and a left-handed batter coming up, youll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in the fifth game of the World Series in 1923. THATS A SURE WAY TO LOSE A MAN. A SURE SURE SURE SURE WAY TO LOSE A MAN, A SPLENDID WAY TO LOSE A MAN. JUST THROW YOUR KNOWLEDGE IN HIS FACE, HELL NEVER TRY FOR SECOND BASE. Ninety-eight ways to go. THE THIRD WAY TO LOSE A MAN -- THE LIFE-GUARD AT THE BEACH THAT ALL THE GIRLIES ADORE SWIMS BRAVELY OUT TO SAVE YOU THROUGH THE OCEANS ROAR, DONT SAY, OH, THANKS, I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IN JUST ONE SECOND MORE. Just push his head under water and yell, Last one in is a rotten egg and race him back to shore! THATS A SWELL WAY TO LOSE A MAN. YOUVE FOUND YOUR PERFECT MATE AND ITS BEEN LOVE FROM THE START. HE WHISPERS, YOURE THE ONE TO WHO I GIVE MY HEART. DONT SAY, I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DEAR, LETS NEVER NEVER PART. Just say, Im afraid youve made a grammatical error -- its not To who I give my heart, it's To whom I give my heart -- You see, with the use of the preposition to, who becomes the indirect object, making the use of whom imperative which I can easily show you by drawing a simple chart -- THATS A FINE WAY TO LOSE A MAN. A FINE FINE FINE FINE WAY TO LOSE A MAN, A DANDY WAY TO LOSE A MAN. JUST BE MORE WELL-INFORMED THAN HE, YOULL NEVER HEAR O, PROMISE ME. JUST SHOW HIM WHERE HIS GRAMMAR ERRS, THEN MARK YOUR TOWELS HERS AND HERS. YES, GIRLS, YOU TOO CAN LOSE YOUR MAN, IF YOU WILL USE RUTH SHERWOODS PLAN: ONE HUNDRED EASY WAYS TO LOSE A MAN! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Anthony Boy, Around And Around, Back In The USA, Back To Memphis, Beautiful Delilah, Betty Jean, Bio, Bonsoir Chrie, Bordeaux In My Pirough, Bound To Lose, Brown Eyed Handsome Man, Bye Bye Johnny, California, Carol, Cest La Vie, Check Me Out, Childhood Sweetheart, Club Nitty Gritty, Come On, Confessin The Blues, Crazy Arms, Dear Dad, Do You Love Me, Down The Road A Piece, Downbound Train, Drifting Blues, Drifting Heart, Every Day We RocknRoll, Fish And Chips, Go Bobby Soxer, Go Go Go, Good Looking Woman, Got It And Gone, Havana Moon, Have Mercy Judge, Hello Little Girl Goodbye, His Daughter Caroline, House Lights, How Youve Changed, I Cant Believe, I Do Really Love You, I Dont Take But A Few Minutes, I Got A Booking, I Got To Find My Baby, I Love Her I Love Her, I Love You, I Need You Baby, I Never Thought, I Want To Be Your Driver, I Will Not Let You Go, Other Bernstein Leonard song Lyrics A Little Bit In Love Lyrics Ohio Lyrics Pass The Football Lyrics What A Waste Lyrics Ya Got Me Lyrics A Little Bit In Love Lyrics Ohio Lyrics Pass The Football Lyrics What A Waste Lyrics Other Artists Berry Chuck Lyrics Chuck Berry Lyrics Berry John Lyrics Berry Sakharof Lyrics Bersani Samuele Lyrics Berserk Lyrics Bersuit Vergarabat La Lyrics Bert and Ernie Lyrics Bert Lown Lyrics Bert Newton Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy