Song Lyrics Bernstein Leonard - Pass The Football    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Bernstein Leonard Singer Lyrics [Bernstein Leonard other resources]>> Pass The Football Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Bernstein Leonard Music Title/Track: Pass The Football Theme ID: 20389 Album: N/A Betty Comden and Adolph Green music by Leonard Bernstein LOOK AT ME NOW, FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE, FAMOUS PROFESSORS TUTORING ME; SCHOLARSHIP KID, EVERYTHING PAID FOR, FOOD AND VACATIONS, ALL OF IT FREE. DAY THAT I LEFT, EVERYONE GATHERED, THEIR CHEERING STILL RINGS IN MY EARS . . . RAY WRECK RAH! RAH WRECK RAY! RAH WRECK! WRECK RAH! RAH WRECK WRECK! W-E-C, R-E-K, R-E-Q, WRECK, WE LOVE YOU! CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! COULDNT SPELL A LICK, COULDNT DO ARITHMETIC; ONE AND ONE MADE THREE, THOUGHT THAT DOG WAS C-A-T, BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. COULDNT WRITE MY NAME, COULDNT TRANSLATE JE VOUS AIME, NEVER LEARNED TO READ MOTHER GOOSE OR ANDR GIDE, BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. COULDNT FIGURE RIDDLES, PUZZLES MADE ME POUT: WHERE THE HELL WAS MOSES WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? I COULDNT EVEN TELL RED FROM GREEN, GET THOSE VERBS THROUGH MY BEAN, BUT I WAS BUDDIES WITH THE DEAN LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. PASSED WITHOUT A FUSS ENGLISH LIT AND CALCULUS. NEVER HAD TO CRAM, EVEN PASSED THE BAR EXAM, BECAUSE I PASSED THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. COULDNT DANCE FOR BEANS, MASHED MY GIRLS TO SMITHEREENS. SOMETIMES BLOOD WAS SPILLED, STILL MY CARD WAS ALWAYS FILLED, CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. THEN THERE WAS THE WEEK ALBERT EINSTEIN CAME TO SPEAK: RELATIVITY! GUESS WHO INTRODUCED HIM? ME! CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. HAD NO TABLE MANNERS, USED TA DUNK MY ROLL, ALWAYS DRUNK THE WATER FROM THE FINGERBOWL. THOUGH I WOULD NOT GET UP FOR ANY SHE, THE PREXYS MOM -- AGE NINETY-THREE -- GOT UP AND GAVE HER SEAT TO ME, LIKE NOTHIN YOU DID EVER SEE. IN OUR HALL OF FAME, THERES A STATUE WITH MY NAME. THERE WE STAND, BY HECK, LINCOLN, WASHINGTON AND WRECK. CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Around And Around, Back In The USA, Back To Memphis, Beautiful Delilah, Betty Jean, Bio, Bonsoir Chrie, Bordeaux In My Pirough, Bound To Lose, Brown Eyed Handsome Man, Bye Bye Johnny, California, Carol, Cest La Vie, Check Me Out, Childhood Sweetheart, Club Nitty Gritty, Come On, Confessin The Blues, Crazy Arms, Dear Dad, Do You Love Me, Down The Road A Piece, Downbound Train, Drifting Blues, Drifting Heart, Every Day We RocknRoll, Fish And Chips, Go Bobby Soxer, Go Go Go, Good Looking Woman, Got It And Gone, Havana Moon, Have Mercy Judge, Hello Little Girl Goodbye, His Daughter Caroline, House Lights, How Youve Changed, I Cant Believe, I Do Really Love You, I Dont Take But A Few Minutes, I Got A Booking, I Got To Find My Baby, I Love Her I Love Her, I Love You, I Need You Baby, I Never Thought, I Want To Be Your Driver, I Will Not Let You Go, Im A Rocker, Other Bernstein Leonard song Lyrics A Little Bit In Love Lyrics Ohio Lyrics One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose A Man Lyrics What A Waste Lyrics Ya Got Me Lyrics A Little Bit In Love Lyrics Ohio Lyrics What A Waste Lyrics Other Artists Berry Chuck Lyrics Chuck Berry Lyrics Berry John Lyrics Berry Sakharof Lyrics Bersani Samuele Lyrics Berserk Lyrics Bersuit Vergarabat La Lyrics Bert and Ernie Lyrics Bert Lown Lyrics Bert Newton Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy