Song Lyrics Bert Newton - real bert newton    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> B>> Bert Newton Singer Lyrics>> real bert newton Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Bert Newton Music Title/Track: real bert newton Theme ID: 20711 Album: N/A May I have your atentoin please! will the real bert newton please stand up! where gonna have a problem here! You atc like u never seen an old person before! Jaws all over the floor like me when amorita walked in my door and started cleanin all of my furniture! Its the turn of the oh way no way he didnt say what i think he did he? and Opra winfry said nuttin u idiot oprah winfrey's dead she's locked in my basement! Alot of people loved bert (chicka chicka) Bert Newton im sick of him look at him walkin around on his walkin stick flippin tha u know what! yeah but hes so old though! yeah probably goin senille in my head loose but its no worse than that pope i saw on tv that goose! sometimes i get on tv and let loose but i wish i didnt coz its the gurls who r gonna get loose! My old bum is on ya lips my old bum is on ya lips and if im lucky u might just wanna get on wif it! and thats the message we deliver to lil kids and xpet them not to know how to say shit! Of course they'll by the time they reach kindi when the teacher tells em to fuck up! we aint nottin but people well some of animals like John burgo! and his cannibals! But if i could hump dead animals and cannibals then that would be realy cool 4 me! But if u fell like i feel then take off your bra and stick your tits in my face Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Adore Me, Apples And Diamonds, Bertine Zetlitz-Girl Like You, Blow Over, Chainsaw, Closer, Death In Her Room, Fake Your Beauty, Fate, For Fun, Girl Like You, Girl Like You (Corrected Version), Kicking You Out, Let Armies Loose, Sickest Girl, Snow On A Hot Day, So Beautiful, Twisted Little Star, Wickwd Wonderboys, Wild Kisses, I Poeti, A Muso Duro, Eppure Soffia, Varsavia, I Poeti, A Plane Pour Moi, cA Plane Pour Moi, 2 Clowns, Ainsi Squattent Ils, Ainsi Squattent-Ils, Baston, Bucherons, Camouflage, Carnet De Route, Casse Tete Chinois, Casse-Tete Chinois, Chromosome Y, Clockwork Beru, Commando Pernod, Conte Cruel De La Jeunesse, Danseuse De Lorient, Djebel, Elsa Je Taime, Et Hop, Fils De, Freres Darmes, Helene Et Le Sang, Ibrahim, Il Tua Son Petit Frere, Jai Peur, Other Bert Newton song Lyrics good moring australia Lyrics Other Artists Bert Visser Lyrics Berta Lyrics Bertha Chippie Hill Lyrics Bertholt Brecht Lyrics Berti Orietta Lyrics Higgins Bertie Lyrics Bertil Brunoga Lyrics Bertine Zetlitz Lyrics Bertoli Pierangelo Lyrics Bertrand Plastic Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy