Song Lyrics Camper Van Beethoven - Axe Murderer Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> C>> Camper Van Beethoven Singer Lyrics [Camper Van Beethoven other resources]>> Axe Murderer Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Camper Van Beethoven Music Title/Track: Axe Murderer Song Theme ID: 3077 Album: N/A Why do lovers park down deserted lanes Near haunted houses or homes for the insane Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed Later escaped when he chopped off their heads Why do axe murderers only attack When you're partially nude Or you're taking a bath Though there are times i feel softer then most Some days like yogurt And some days like toast Sorority girls and fraternity boys Always deflowered if they're rich or they're spoiled So we never feel bad when aunt betty who's dead Surprises them lying on her wedding bed when we're making love now i feel so exposed Might you impale me or turn into those Creatures over in my mind Forget about the last five years Back in the woods along a dirt track there is a house An old women on the porch with three dogs One of them blind Who knows what will happen Or what blind dogs see And i wish there was some place I really wanted to be I'm crossing over Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Eye of Fatima, Pt. 1, Flowers, Folly, Form Another Stone, Goleta, Good Guys & Bad Guys, Good Guys Bad Guys, Heart, I Dont See You, I Dont See You, Im Not Like Everybody Else, Ice Cream Everyday, Im Not Like Everybody Else, Jack Ruby, Joe Stalins Cadillac, Joe Stalins Cadillac, June, Laundromat, Life Is Grand, Lulu Land, My Path Belated, Never Go Back, O Death, O Death Traditioal And Arrangement, O Death Traditioal Lyrics And Arrangement, Oh No!, One of These Days, Opi Rides Again - Club Med Sucks, Opi Rides Again-Club Med Sucks, Opi Rides Again-Club Med Sucks, Peace & Love, Peace Love, Photograph, Pictures of Matchstick Men, Porpoise Mouth, Sad Lovers Waltz, Seven Languages, She Divines Water, Shut Us Down, Six More Miles to the Graveyard, Sometimes, Still Wishing To Course, Surprise Truck, Sweethearts, Sweethearts Quot, Sweethearts", Sweetheartsquot, Take The Skinheads Bowling, Tania, The Day That Lassie Went To The Moon, Other Camper Van Beethoven song Lyrics (dont Ya Go To) Goleta Lyrics (I Was Born in A) Laundromat Lyrics (Were A) Bad Trip Lyrics All Her Favorite Fruit Lyrics Ambiguity Song Lyrics Bad Trip Lyrics Borderline Lyrics Chain of Circumstance Lyrics Change Your Mind Lyrics Come on Darkness Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Campers Happy Lyrics Campet Lyrics Campfire Girls Lyrics Campo De Almas Lyrics CamRon Lyrics Can a bus dream? Lyrics Canaan Lyrics Canadian Bagpipe Lyrics Canadian Bush Party Lyrics Canadian Idol Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy