Song Lyrics Cantatonia - The Ballad Of Tom Jones    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> C>> Cantatonia Singer Lyrics [Cantatonia other resources]>> The Ballad Of Tom Jones Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Cantatonia Music Title/Track: The Ballad Of Tom Jones Theme ID: 4015 Album: N/A What did I do wrong? Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo... Am I really all that bad? You're worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger... Why're we still together? Oh I can't leave you till you're dead... You mean till death do us part? I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head... It was lucky for us I turned the radio on They say that music sooths the savage beast There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red The two of us would surely have ended up dead You stopped us from killing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you've saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I've never thrown my knickers at you... And I don't come from Wales... Still haven't solved our problem... You mean we hate each other's guts? Still wanna poison your pizza And I still wanna cut off your nuts I phoned the marriage guidance I tied the phone line round your neck I'm sick of all this hatred Oh that would be the arsenic making you sick... You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes It was lucky for us we bought his Greatest Hits You stopped us from killing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you've saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I've never thrown my knickers at you... And I don't come from Wales... And now our war it's over I've lost the urge to brake your neck I owe my life to "What's New Pussycat?" "Delilah" stopped me hating you and wishing your death Oh I used to call you a Satan And you were Cruella DeVil But now you call me your Delilah And now I'm not your Lucifer And I am just your pussycat Well just a word of warning now Just in case we ever get tired of his voice I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong And I know an atom bomb that's going for this song You stopped us from killing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you've saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I've never thrown my knickers at you... And I don't come from Wales... You stopped us from killing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you've saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I've never thrown my knickers at you... And I don't come from Wales... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: What It Is, Why I Cant Stand One Night Stands, You Can, Youve Got A Lot To Answer For, Baby, Its Cold Outside, How Far Is It To Bethlehem?, Oh Come All Ye Faithful, The First Nowell, Dulce Condena, Nada Es Para Siempre, Big Belly Butterflies, Dewy Fields, Die Geschichte Einer Mutter, Dreaming Girl, Heaven, Idly I De-Ice, Kiss Of Spring, Le Temps DeGage, Le Temps DGag, Look3, Mornixuur, Picnic On The Moon, Shimmering, Warm And Bright, Spiderdust, The Dinosaur-Slipper-Man, Unicorn, Waking Will, Whithout You, Big Belly Butterflies, Bombay, Didnt You Know It?, Freelunch In The Jungle, In Zenith, Kiss Of Spring, Paradise, Rumour, Sleepwalker, The Magic Box I, Baltic Ice-Breaker, Blank Sheets, Capio, Dreaming Girl, White-Out Conditions, Dewy Fields, Disappear Club 5, Idly I De-Ice, Images, Shimmering, Warm & Bright, Spiderdust, Summer, Other Cantatonia song Lyrics Acapulco Gold Lyrics All Girls Are Fly Lyrics Apathy Revolution Lyrics Arabian Derby Lyrics Baby, Its Cold Outside Lyrics Bad Bad Boy Lyrics Beautiful Loser Lyrics Beautiful Sailor Lyrics Bleed Lyrics Blow the Millennium, Blow 1 Lyrics Blow the Millennium, Blow 2 Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Cantatonia F/ Tom Jones Lyrics Canterbury Cathedral Choir Lyrics Cantilo Fabiana Lyrics Fabiana Cantilo Lyrics Canto Bel Lyrics Cantoamerica Lyrics Cantor Eddie Lyrics Eddie Cantor Lyrics Cantrell Bleu Lyrics Cantrell Blu Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy