Song Lyrics Carlin George - Hair Poem    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> C>> Carlin George Singer Lyrics>> Hair Poem Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Carlin George Music Title/Track: Hair Poem Theme ID: 6237 Album: N/A Hair Poem--George Carlin I'm aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, Cause they're not aware, Nor are they devonaire. In fact, they're just square. They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear! I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere. So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare! My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare. Did I care? Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astair got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere! So now that I've shared this affair of the hair, I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care? (Beard Poem) Here's my beard. Ain't it wierd? Don't be sceered, Just a beard. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: From The Heart, Goodbye Day, Gotta Get To You, Half The World, Heaven Is A Place On Earth, Here Comes My Baby, I Feel Free, I Feel The Magic, I Get Weak, I Need A Disguise, I Never Wanted A Rich Man, I Plead Insanity, In Too Deep, Its Too Real Big Scary Animal, La Luna, Lay Down Your Arms, Leave A Light On, Leave A Light On For Me, Little Black Book, Live Your Live Be Free, Loneliness Game, Love Never Dies, Love Revolution, Mad About You, Nobody Owns Me, One With You, Runaway Horses, Shades Of Michaelangelo, Shot In The Dark, Should I Let You In, Since Youve Gone, Stuff And Nonsense, Summer Rain, Tell Me, The Same Thing, Too Much Water, Valentine, Vision Of You, We Can Change, Whatever It Takes, Where Love Hides, Windows Of The World, World Of Love, World Without You, Wrap My Arms, You Came Out Of Nowhere, Youre Nothing Without Me, Goodbye Day, Here Comes My Baby, Its Too Real (Big Scary Animal), Other Carlin George song Lyrics Not found Other Artists Carlinhos Brown Lyrics Carlisle Belinda Lyrics Carlisle Bob Lyrics Carlos Baute Lyrics Carlos Gardel Lyrics Carlos Miranda Lyrics Carlos PaiaO Lyrics Carlos Ponce Lyrics Carlos Roberto Lyrics Carlos Santana Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy