Song Lyrics Christine Lavin - Prisoners Of Their Hairdos    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> C>> Christine Lavin Singer Lyrics [Christine Lavin other resources]>> Prisoners Of Their Hairdos Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Christine Lavin Music Title/Track: Prisoners Of Their Hairdos Theme ID: 7747 Album: N/A What do Crystal Gayle Dorothy Hamill Don King Lyle Lovett and Gloria Steinem have in common They are Prisoners of Their Hairdos Prisoners of Their Hair If they changed the way they combed their hair They'd never be recognized anywhere They're prisoners What do Stevie Nicks Leon Redbone Pee Wee Herman Tom Wolfe and Pope John Paul have in common They are prisoners of their wardrobes Prisoners of their clothes If they changed the outfits that they wear Nobody would stop and stare They're prisoners It's a little tragic, it's a little weird ZZ Top are prisoners of their beards Imagine them weightless in outerspace Beards and shades flyin' all over the place Don't worry, that'll never happen, except maybe in a music video There's a very fine line Between a groove and rut Fine line between eccentrics And people who are just plain nuts Aw but why should I concern myself With such superficial fare 'Cause I'm a prisoner of these stupid thoughts Which is worse than being a prisoner of my haaaaair do I wonder if Crystal Gayle has ever had a bad dream about being trapped with Ted Koppel, and Mary Travers. Being chased by a wild pack of sissors toward a swimming pool filled with Nair. Oh my gawd what a nightmare that would be for Crystal Gayle. Wake up Crystal Gayle. Wake up. Oh no, here comes Dolly Parton. What is she doing in this song? She's only a prisoner of a wig. Get out of here Dolly, you don't belong. No offense. Oh my goodness! It's the B-52's. They're not prisoners of Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Before I Fall In Love, Can We Talk About It, Cant Get Over, Crazy Ridiculous, Did You Really Love Me, Do You Want My Love, Dont You Want My Love, I Will Be Your Friend, Just No Other Way (To Love Me), All Around The World, Reflection, Andamos Armados, Asi Son Mis Dias, Cheve, Comprendes Mendes?, Control Machete, El Son Divo, Grin-Gosano, Humanos Mexicanos, Justo N, La Lupita, Mexican Curios (Bonus Track), Danzon, Desde La Tierra (El Tercer Planeta), Esperanza, Grita, Ileso, Instancias (Los Vigilantes), La Artillera, Pesada, Presente, Si Senor, Ladre El Desmadre, Bandera, Bien, Bien, Como Ves, De, El Genio Del Dub, En El Camino, Nostalgia, Paciencia, Toda La Casa, A Veces Vuelvo, Acaba El Fin, El Numero Imperfecto, Magia Veneno, Plan B: Anhelo De Satisfaccion, Refugio, Apirie Omapare Piarolo, Calavera Deforme, Other Christine Lavin song Lyrics Attainable Love Lyrics Fly On A Plane Lyrics Kind Of Love You Never Recover From Lyrics Moving Target Lyrics Sensitive New Age Guys Lyrics Shopping Cart Of Love: The Play Lyrics Venus Kissed The Moon Lyrics BLind Dating Fun Lyrics Compass Lyrics High Heel Shoes Lyrics I Bring Out The Worst In You Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists LAW Lyrics Law of the Dawn Lyrics Law Unwritten Lyrics Unwritten Law Lyrics Lawnmover Deth Lyrics Lawnmower Deth Lyrics Lawrence Arms Lyrics Lawrence Arms The Lyrics Lawrence Gowan Lyrics Lawrence Gray Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy