Song Lyrics Christine Lavin - Shopping Cart Of Love: The Play    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> C>> Christine Lavin Singer Lyrics [Christine Lavin other resources]>> Shopping Cart Of Love: The Play Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Christine Lavin Music Title/Track: Shopping Cart Of Love: The Play Theme ID: 7740 Album: N/A ACT ONE The note said "Darling... I hate to tell you this way, But I've run off with your Roommate, Signed - Your Fiance". I sat down and cried. What else could I do? That's when I noticed that my CarKeys were missing to, And so was my favorite sweater, And my TV And My Stereo! My whole life crumbled before my eyes. Where was I to go? I ran to the Supermarket In a blinding rage Craving foods I have not touched since I was Twelve years of age. 'Cuz not only did my man run out today My boss let me go I have been depressed before But never quite this low Yes I guess I've been depressed But ever this low? NO! And I ran up and down the aisles of the supermarket crying and shaking and pulling things off the shelves based solely on their carbohydrate, calorie and cholesterol count. I didn't go overboard. Just enough to get me through the night. So I threw my purchases down on the conveyer belt They rolled up to the checkout girl She looked at them She looked at me and she said... Hey Lady can't you read? The sign here says express. I'll check you out if you have got Ten items or less. But you've got 2 4 6 8 9 10 11 12 13 things right here If you want me to check you through Put three things back my dear. Well NO! I said defiantly Trying not to shake Then she said "Sweetheart, you don't need those Hostess Twinkies, You don't need that Coffee Cake And why those Famous Amos cookies Let me tell you they're grossly overpriced Put three things back Those are the rules I'm asking you real nice". But I just couldnc Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Damaged Goods, Regretting What I Said..., Realities, Roses From The Wrong Man, The Kind Of Love You Never Recover From, Waiting For The B Train, All Tied Up In You, Before I Fall In Love, Can We Talk About It, Cant Get Over, Crazy Ridiculous, Did You Really Love Me, Do You Want My Love, Dont You Want My Love, I Will Be Your Friend, Just No Other Way (To Love Me), All Around The World, Reflection, Andamos Armados, Asi Son Mis Dias, Cheve, Comprendes Mendes?, Control Machete, El Son Divo, Grin-Gosano, Humanos Mexicanos, Justo N, La Lupita, Mexican Curios (Bonus Track), Danzon, Desde La Tierra (El Tercer Planeta), Esperanza, Grita, Ileso, Instancias (Los Vigilantes), La Artillera, Pesada, Presente, Si Senor, Ladre El Desmadre, Bandera, Bien, Bien, Como Ves, De, El Genio Del Dub, En El Camino, Nostalgia, Paciencia, Toda La Casa, A Veces Vuelvo, Other Christine Lavin song Lyrics Attainable Love Lyrics Fly On A Plane Lyrics Kind Of Love You Never Recover From Lyrics Moving Target Lyrics Sensitive New Age Guys Lyrics Venus Kissed The Moon Lyrics BLind Dating Fun Lyrics Compass Lyrics High Heel Shoes Lyrics I Bring Out The Worst In You Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists LAW Lyrics Law of the Dawn Lyrics Law Unwritten Lyrics Unwritten Law Lyrics Lawnmover Deth Lyrics Lawnmower Deth Lyrics Lawrence Arms Lyrics Lawrence Arms The Lyrics Lawrence Gowan Lyrics Lawrence Gray Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy