Song Lyrics Da Yoopers - Beer Gut    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Da Yoopers Singer Lyrics [Da Yoopers other resources]>> Beer Gut Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Da Yoopers Music Title/Track: Beer Gut Theme ID: 816 Album: N/A 1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS HE USED A WHEELBARROW TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY?S BAR HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT AND WOODY?S BRAND NEW CAR 2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER CHORUS: BEER GUTS OF AMERICA STAND UP IF YOU CAN STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER 3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG AT DROOPY AHO?S WEDDING HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ 'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR 4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID ?I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT" SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD (REPEAT CHORUS) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Da Second Week Of Deer Camp, DEER HUNTING SON OF A GUN, Diarrhea, DONT GO UP THERE, Fishin Wit Fred, Free Beer, Beer-Beer-Beer, GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK, Happy Birthday Fungus Face, Heikki Lunta, I Tink My Beagles Gay, I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD, I-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE, ICE SHACKERS, Johnny Peckanen, Little Rat Ronette, Lonely Yooper, MEAT HEAD, Mental Monkey, NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS, Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots-Da Christmas album, Nightmare In My Bathroom, ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS, PICK OF THE LITTER, Pizza In My Shorts, Rusty Chevrolet, Ruthie Roll Over, Second Week of Deer Camp, SMELTING USA, Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine, The Anniversary Song, THE FISHING TRIP, The Transplant Song, Three Months Late, Two Bagger, Were Still Rockin, Why Do Girls Think Im Scary, Yooper Talk, Addicted, Angels, Bridge Burner, Housewife(conversation), Love, Sunchild, Swedish Designer Drugs, Victory, COSTA, Denk Aan Mij, 8 Track, A Trip With My Dad, Other Da Yoopers song Lyrics A YOOPER WEDDING RECEPTION Lyrics Beer, Beer, Beer Lyrics Bingo Fever Lyrics Chicquito War Lyrics CHIQUITO WARS Lyrics CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE Lyrics COWBOY DAN Lyrics COWPIE SONG Lyrics CRAWLING HOME PUKER Lyrics Da Couch Dat Brups Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Daan Lyrics Daan Schuurmans Lyrics Dada Lyrics Dada Slakta a?ta Lyrics Daddies Gear Lyrics Gear Daddies Lyrics Daddy Cool Lyrics Daddy Dewdrop Lyrics Daddy DJ Lyrics Daddy O Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy