Song Lyrics Da Yoopers - CRAWLING HOME PUKER    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Da Yoopers Singer Lyrics [Da Yoopers other resources]>> CRAWLING HOME PUKER Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Da Yoopers Music Title/Track: CRAWLING HOME PUKER Theme ID: 823 Album: N/A 1. I SLOWLY OPEN UP ONE EYE FEEL A POUNDING IN MY HEAD MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE I ATE MY SOCKS LORD I THINK I MUST BE DEAD THERE'S SOMETHING LYING NEXT TO ME ITS GOT A HAIRY UGLY FACE I SAW HER IN A MOVIE ONCE THE THING FROM OUTER SPACE 2. I SEE LITTLE CREEPY CRAWLERS IN THE CORNERS OF MY EYE WHEN I TRY TO LOOK AT THEM THEY FLAP THEIR LITTLE WINGS AND FLY I REACH OUT FOR THE NEAREST BEER IT TASTES AS WARM AS PEE IT'S FULL OF SOGGY OLD CIGGY BUTTS BUT I ONLY SWALLOWED THREE CHORUS: IT WAS A CRAWLING HOME PUKER THAT MADE ME THIS WAY A CRAWLING HOME PUKER NOW I'VE GOTTA PAY I AIN?T NO QUITTER I?LL PARTY TILL THE END BUT IF I LIVE THROUGH THIS ONE I?LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN 3.I FALL DOWN UPON MY KNEES PUT MY ARMS AROUND THE STOOL I WHISPER TO MY TOILET BOWL THANKS FOR BEING SO COOL MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE JELLO MY BRAINS HAVE TURNED TO MUSH MY TOILET'S OVER FLOWING I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FLUSH 4. I GOT CRUSTIES ON MY EYEBALLS AND MY TEETH ARE GROWING HAIR AND I SMELL JUST LIKE A BEAGLE WHEN HE'S PASSING STINKY AIR I FEEL LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER AND I THINK I'VE GOT THE RUNS THEN SOMEONE CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS HEY, HAVE A BEER YOU OLD SON OF A GUN (REPEAT CHORUS) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK, Happy Birthday Fungus Face, Heikki Lunta, I Tink My Beagles Gay, I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD, I-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE, ICE SHACKERS, Johnny Peckanen, Little Rat Ronette, Lonely Yooper, MEAT HEAD, Mental Monkey, NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS, Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots-Da Christmas album, Nightmare In My Bathroom, ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS, PICK OF THE LITTER, Pizza In My Shorts, Rusty Chevrolet, Ruthie Roll Over, Second Week of Deer Camp, SMELTING USA, Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine, The Anniversary Song, THE FISHING TRIP, The Transplant Song, Three Months Late, Two Bagger, Were Still Rockin, Why Do Girls Think Im Scary, Yooper Talk, Addicted, Angels, Bridge Burner, Housewife(conversation), Love, Sunchild, Swedish Designer Drugs, Victory, COSTA, Denk Aan Mij, 8 Track, A Trip With My Dad, About Monkies And God, Agents Got No Secret, All American, All I Am, Alright, Any Day the Wind Blows, Anywhere But Now, Other Da Yoopers song Lyrics A YOOPER WEDDING RECEPTION Lyrics Beer, Beer, Beer Lyrics Beer Gut Lyrics Bingo Fever Lyrics Chicquito War Lyrics CHIQUITO WARS Lyrics CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE Lyrics COWBOY DAN Lyrics COWPIE SONG Lyrics Da Couch Dat Brups Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Daan Lyrics Daan Schuurmans Lyrics Dada Lyrics Dada Slakta a?ta Lyrics Daddies Gear Lyrics Gear Daddies Lyrics Daddy Cool Lyrics Daddy Dewdrop Lyrics Daddy DJ Lyrics Daddy O Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy