Song Lyrics Da Yoopers - Chicquito War    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Da Yoopers Singer Lyrics [Da Yoopers other resources]>> Chicquito War Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Da Yoopers Music Title/Track: Chicquito War Theme ID: 818 Album: N/A 1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN THEY SUCKED ALL THE JUICE FROM A RASPBERRY PIE THEY CAUGHT UP WITH THE BEAGLE AND THEY SUCKED HIM DRY THEY TOOK A FEW PINTS FROM ME AND MY MOTHER THEN THEY FLEW AWAY WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER CHORUS: WHAT'S THAT NOISE COMING OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE A SQUADRON OF B-52S ITS A FLOCK OF CHIQUITOS AND THEYRE FLYING LOW DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WHEREVER THEY GO GRAB THE KIDS AND HIDE ALL THE PETS GET OUT THE GUNS AND THE CHIQUITO NETS BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND SANDBAG THE DOORS WE GOTTA GET READY GET READY FOR WAR 2. I LOVE TO HUNT CHIQUITOS ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT CRUISING THE BUSH ROADS AND SHINING THE LIGHT I WAIT TILL THEY LAND AND THEN I SHOOT MY GUN I DONT NEED THE MEAT I JUST HUNT FOR FUN I BAGGED ME A TROPHY JUST LAST WEEK WITH A FIVE FOOT WINGSPAN AND A SIX FOOT BEAK I SHOT THAT SUCKER IN SELF DEFENSE HE WAS CHEWING A HOLE IN MY CHAIN LINK FENCE TWO CHIQUITOS KNOCKED ME DOWN I PLAYED DEAD AND I LAID ON THE GROUND I RAN FOR THE HOUSE WHEN I HEARD ONE SAY SHOULD WE EAT HIM HERE OR FLY HIM AWAY THEY DRILLED THROUGH THE ROOF WAY UP BY THE PEAK I GRABBED A HAMMER AND I BENT IN THEIR BEAKS THEY LIFTED THE ROOF AND THEY FLEW IT AWAY I FOUND MY SHINGLES IN SHELTER BAY (REPEAT CHORUS) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Diarrhea, DONT GO UP THERE, Fishin Wit Fred, Free Beer, Beer-Beer-Beer, GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK, Happy Birthday Fungus Face, Heikki Lunta, I Tink My Beagles Gay, I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD, I-500 SNOW MACHINE RACE, ICE SHACKERS, Johnny Peckanen, Little Rat Ronette, Lonely Yooper, MEAT HEAD, Mental Monkey, NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS, Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots-Da Christmas album, Nightmare In My Bathroom, ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS, PICK OF THE LITTER, Pizza In My Shorts, Rusty Chevrolet, Ruthie Roll Over, Second Week of Deer Camp, SMELTING USA, Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine, The Anniversary Song, THE FISHING TRIP, The Transplant Song, Three Months Late, Two Bagger, Were Still Rockin, Why Do Girls Think Im Scary, Yooper Talk, Addicted, Angels, Bridge Burner, Housewife(conversation), Love, Sunchild, Swedish Designer Drugs, Victory, COSTA, Denk Aan Mij, 8 Track, A Trip With My Dad, About Monkies And God, Agents Got No Secret, Other Da Yoopers song Lyrics A YOOPER WEDDING RECEPTION Lyrics Beer, Beer, Beer Lyrics Beer Gut Lyrics Bingo Fever Lyrics CHIQUITO WARS Lyrics CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE Lyrics COWBOY DAN Lyrics COWPIE SONG Lyrics CRAWLING HOME PUKER Lyrics Da Couch Dat Brups Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Daan Lyrics Daan Schuurmans Lyrics Dada Lyrics Dada Slakta a?ta Lyrics Daddies Gear Lyrics Gear Daddies Lyrics Daddy Cool Lyrics Daddy Dewdrop Lyrics Daddy DJ Lyrics Daddy O Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy