Song Lyrics Da Yoopers - DONT GO UP THERE    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Da Yoopers Singer Lyrics [Da Yoopers other resources]>> DONT GO UP THERE Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Da Yoopers Music Title/Track: DONT GO UP THERE Theme ID: 830 Album: N/A 1. I HAVE TO GO TO MARQUETTE TO ATTEND A SEMINAR DO THEY HAVE MOTELS UP THERE AND ROADS TO DRIVE MY CAR NO, LEAVE YOUR CAR BELOW THE BRIDGE CAUSE THERE'S NO ROADS UP THERE THEY?LL PUT YOU UP IN A TENT SO BRING LONG UNDERWEAR I KNEW A GUY WHO HAD AN AUNT WHOSE COUSIN HAD A FRIEND WHO ONCE WENT UP ABOVE THE BRIDGE AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN HE WAS TRAMPLED BY A MOOSE OR EATEN BY A BEAR OR SCALPED BY THOSE INDIANS WHO STILL RUN WILD THERE CHORUS: DON'T GO UP THERE, STAY WHERE YOU?RE AT DON?T GO UP THERE YOU WONT COME BACK THEY DON?T HAVE NO ELECTRIC LIGHTS TO KEEP AWAY THE WOLVES AT NIGHT THEY DON?T HAVE NO LAW AND ORDER STAY DOWN HERE BELOW THE BORDER STAY WHERE YOU?RE AT DON?T GO UP THERE YOU WON?T COME BACK 2. I HEARD THERE WAS A NATIVE TRIBE WAY UP IN THE WOODS THEY CALL THEM JACKPINE SAVAGES AND THEY DON?T SPEAK SO GOOD YA THEY ALL CARRY GUNS AND KNIVES AND GREAT BIG TOMAHAWKS AND THEIR WOMEN DO THEIR LAUNDRY BEATING CLOTHES AGAINST THE ROCKS I WANNA GO VACATIONING WAY UP IN THE S00 SHOULD I BRING ALONG SOME CASH OR WILL MY PLASTIC DO ONCE YOU GET ABOVE THE BRIDGE HIRE YOURSELF A GUIDE HE?LL TAKE YOU THERE BY DOG SLED FOR FORTY BEAVER HIDE CHORUS: DON'T GO UP THERE STAY WHERE YOU?RE AT DON?T GO UP THERE YOU WONT COME BACK THEY DON?T HAVE NO SHOPPING MALLS THEY LIVE LIKE NEANDERTHALS THEY DON?T HAVE NO STORES OR FRIDGES STAY DOWN HERE BELOW THE BRIDGE STAY WHERE YOU?RE AT DON?T GO UP THERE YOU WONT COME BACK 3. IN JULY I?M GOING TO YOOPERLAND TO GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE I?LL BRING SOME SUNTAN LOTION WHAT ELSE SHOULD I TAKE YOU BETTER BRING AN AX ALONG FOR CHOPPING THROUGH THE ICE AND WEAR A THERMAL DIVING SUIT TO GUARD AGAINST FROSTBITE I WANNA GO TO YOOPERLAND TO LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO BE A YOOPER WIFE YOU GOTTA BUILD AN OUTHOUSE AND SKIN AND COOK A DEER AND SNOWSHOE TO THE TRADING POST WHEN YOU?RE OUT OF BEER DON?T GO UP THERE STAY WHERE YOU?RE AT DON'T GO UP THERE YOU WON?T COME BACK THEY DON?T HAVE NO JUMBO JETS NO TELEPHONES NO TV SETS THEY DON?T HAVE NO RUNNING WATER STAY DOWN HERE BELOW THE BORDER STAY WHERE YOU?RE AT DON?T GO UP THERE YOU WONT COME BACK Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Johnny Peckanen, Little Rat Ronette, Lonely Yooper, MEAT HEAD, Mental Monkey, NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS, Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots-Da Christmas album, Nightmare In My Bathroom, ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS, PICK OF THE LITTER, Pizza In My Shorts, Rusty Chevrolet, Ruthie Roll Over, Second Week of Deer Camp, SMELTING USA, Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine, The Anniversary Song, THE FISHING TRIP, The Transplant Song, Three Months Late, Two Bagger, Were Still Rockin, Why Do Girls Think Im Scary, Yooper Talk, Addicted, Angels, Bridge Burner, Housewife(conversation), Love, Sunchild, Swedish Designer Drugs, Victory, COSTA, Denk Aan Mij, 8 Track, A Trip With My Dad, About Monkies And God, Agents Got No Secret, All American, All I Am, Alright, Any Day the Wind Blows, Anywhere But Now, Are We In Love Again, Ask The Dust, Baby Really Loves Me, Back In Bed, Beautiftul Turnback Time Machine, Beautiful Turnback Time Machine, Better In Blue, Other Da Yoopers song Lyrics A YOOPER WEDDING RECEPTION Lyrics Beer, Beer, Beer Lyrics Beer Gut Lyrics Bingo Fever Lyrics Chicquito War Lyrics CHIQUITO WARS Lyrics CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE Lyrics COWBOY DAN Lyrics COWPIE SONG Lyrics CRAWLING HOME PUKER Lyrics Da Couch Dat Brups Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Daan Lyrics Daan Schuurmans Lyrics Dada Lyrics Dada Slakta a?ta Lyrics Daddies Gear Lyrics Gear Daddies Lyrics Daddy Cool Lyrics Daddy Dewdrop Lyrics Daddy DJ Lyrics Daddy O Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy