Song Lyrics Da Yoopers - Lonely Yooper    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Da Yoopers Singer Lyrics [Da Yoopers other resources]>> Lonely Yooper Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Da Yoopers Music Title/Track: Lonely Yooper Theme ID: 843 Album: N/A 1. I LOOKED DOWN INTO HER BLOODSHOT EYES SHE SAID ?SAVE A BEER FOR ME" I SAID, "I?LL HAVE TO DRINK IT LATER CAUSE NOW I GOTTA PEE? SHE REACHED DOWN AND GRABBED MY GONADS AND SHE SQUEEZED ?EM IN HER HAND SHE SAID ?YOU AIN?T GOING NOWHERE CAUSE NOW I NEED A MAN? 2. BUT I GOTTA GO REAL BAD AND I JUST CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE I GOTTA BEAT IT FOR THE OUTHOUSE BEFORE I *** MY PANTS THEN WE BOTH HEARD SOMETHING COMING AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A TANK SHE SAID, ?HOLY SIT IT'S TOIVO!? AND SHE GAME ?EM ONE LAST YANK CHORUS: I WAS JUST A LONELY YOOPER SHE GRABBED ME BY THE RUMP SHE SAID HER HUSBAND TOIVO HE LAID THERE LIKE A STUMP SHE SAID, ?YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY WE'LL BE SAFE OUT HERE" "TOIVO NEVER COMES TO CAMP UNLESS HE'S HUNTING DEER? 3. THEN I SAW OLE'? TOIVO, HE WAS LOADING UP HIS GUN I RAN OUT FOR THE OUTHOUSE, I THINK HE SAW ME RUN WHEN TOIVO CAME STOMPING DOWN THE PATH I THINK HE HEARD ME GROAN BUT WHEN HE OPENED THE OUTHOUSE DOOR THERE WAS NO ONE ON THE THRONE 4. I LOOKED UP FROM THE SIT PILE AT THE HOLE I JUST JUMPED THROUGH I WAS SINKING PAST MY SHOULDERS I WONDERED WHAT HE'D DO THEN TOIVO DROPPED HIS TROUSERS AND I WISHED THAT I WAS DEAD I COULD HEAR HIM UP THERE GIGGLING AS HE SIT UPON MY HEAD (REPEAT CHORUS) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Second Week of Deer Camp, SMELTING USA, Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine, The Anniversary Song, THE FISHING TRIP, The Transplant Song, Three Months Late, Two Bagger, Were Still Rockin, Why Do Girls Think Im Scary, Yooper Talk, Addicted, Angels, Bridge Burner, Housewife(conversation), Love, Sunchild, Swedish Designer Drugs, Victory, COSTA, Denk Aan Mij, 8 Track, A Trip With My Dad, About Monkies And God, Agents Got No Secret, All American, All I Am, Alright, Any Day the Wind Blows, Anywhere But Now, Are We In Love Again, Ask The Dust, Baby Really Loves Me, Back In Bed, Beautiftul Turnback Time Machine, Beautiful Turnback Time Machine, Better In Blue, Blue Girl, Blue Roses, Bob The Drummer, Boulevard Of Dreams (Tonight), Broke Jennifers Window, California Dreamin, California Gold, Champagne Champagne, Colour, Crumble, Dim, Dizz Knee Land, Do It, Other Da Yoopers song Lyrics A YOOPER WEDDING RECEPTION Lyrics Beer, Beer, Beer Lyrics Beer Gut Lyrics Bingo Fever Lyrics Chicquito War Lyrics CHIQUITO WARS Lyrics CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE Lyrics COWBOY DAN Lyrics COWPIE SONG Lyrics CRAWLING HOME PUKER Lyrics Da Couch Dat Brups Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Daan Lyrics Daan Schuurmans Lyrics Dada Lyrics Dada Slakta a?ta Lyrics Daddies Gear Lyrics Gear Daddies Lyrics Daddy Cool Lyrics Daddy Dewdrop Lyrics Daddy DJ Lyrics Daddy O Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy