Song Lyrics Da Yoopers - ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Da Yoopers Singer Lyrics [Da Yoopers other resources]>> ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Da Yoopers Music Title/Track: ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS Theme ID: 849 Album: N/A 1. IT'S ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS I'M CRABBY AND I'M BROKE I'M SO FULL OF HAM AND FRUITCAKE I THINK I'M GONNA CROAK IT'S NICE TO SEE THE RELATIVES I WONDER WHEN THEY'LL LEAVE THE'VE BEEN CAMPING IN MY BATHROOM SINCE EARLY CHRISTMAS EVE 2. THEY'RE EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT AND SLEEPING IN MY BED I BEEN SACKED OUT IN THE BASEMENT WITH MY BEAGLE FRED THE RELATIVES HAVE ALL GONE OUT AND LEFT THEIR SCREAMING BRATS THE TOILET BOWL IS ALL CLOGGED UP AND I CAN'T FIND THE CAT CHORUS: IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE THE RELATIVES ARE HERE THEY EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME AND DRINK UP ALL MY BEER I LOVE THE DECORATIONS AND THE SLEIGH BELLS IN THE SNOW BUT I WISH THOSE PESKY RELATIVES WOULD TAKE THEIR KIDS AND GO HOME 3. THOSE COOKIE CRUNCHERS FED THE DOG A TWENTY POUND RIB ROAST HIS FEET ARE STICKING IN THE AIR LIKE SKINNY OLD FENCE POSTS NOW THEY'RE IN A FREE FOR ALL THE GIRLS AGAINST THE BOYS THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER BOXES 'CAUSE THEY'RE BORED WITH ALL THEIR TOYS 4. MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS SNORING IN MY FAVORITE TV CHAIR THOSE KIDS ARE STRINGING LIGHTS ON HER AND TINSELING HER HAIR I OUGHTA WAKE HER UP BEFORE THE FIREWORKS BEGIN BUT I WANNA SEE THOSE BLUE SPARKS FLY WHEN THEY PLUG HER IN (REPEAT CHORUS) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Three Months Late, Two Bagger, Were Still Rockin, Why Do Girls Think Im Scary, Yooper Talk, Addicted, Angels, Bridge Burner, Housewife(conversation), Love, Sunchild, Swedish Designer Drugs, Victory, COSTA, Denk Aan Mij, 8 Track, A Trip With My Dad, About Monkies And God, Agents Got No Secret, All American, All I Am, Alright, Any Day the Wind Blows, Anywhere But Now, Are We In Love Again, Ask The Dust, Baby Really Loves Me, Back In Bed, Beautiftul Turnback Time Machine, Beautiful Turnback Time Machine, Better In Blue, Blue Girl, Blue Roses, Bob The Drummer, Boulevard Of Dreams (Tonight), Broke Jennifers Window, California Dreamin, California Gold, Champagne Champagne, Colour, Crumble, Dim, Dizz Knee Land, Do It, Dog, Dorina, Feel Me Dont You, Feet To The Sun, Gogo, Goodbye, Other Da Yoopers song Lyrics A YOOPER WEDDING RECEPTION Lyrics Beer, Beer, Beer Lyrics Beer Gut Lyrics Bingo Fever Lyrics Chicquito War Lyrics CHIQUITO WARS Lyrics CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE Lyrics COWBOY DAN Lyrics COWPIE SONG Lyrics CRAWLING HOME PUKER Lyrics Da Couch Dat Brups Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Daan Lyrics Daan Schuurmans Lyrics Dada Lyrics Dada Slakta a?ta Lyrics Daddies Gear Lyrics Gear Daddies Lyrics Daddy Cool Lyrics Daddy Dewdrop Lyrics Daddy DJ Lyrics Daddy O Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy