Song Lyrics Dan Bern - Tiger Woods    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Dan Bern Singer Lyrics [Dan Bern other resources]>> Tiger Woods Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Dan Bern Music Title/Track: Tiger Woods Theme ID: 2556 Album: N/A I got big balls Big ol' balls Big as grapefruits Big as pumpkins Yes sir, yes sir And on my really good days They swell to the size of small dogs My balls are as big as small dogs Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true Yes sir, yes sir It ain't braggin' if it's true Muhammad Ali said that Back when he was a young man Back when he was Cassius Clay Before he fought too many fights And left his brain inside the ring And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods I got a friend whose goal in life Was to one day go down on Madonna That's all he wanted That was all To one day go down on Madonna And when my friend was thirty-four He got his wish in Rome one night He got to go down on Madonna In Rome one night in some hotel And ever since he's been depressed 'Cause life is shit from here on in And all our friends just shake their heads And say too soon, too soon, too soon He went down on Madonna too soon Too young, too young, too soon, too soon And it ain't braggin' if it's true Yes sir, yes sir It ain't braggin' if it's true Muhammad Ali said that Back when he was Cassius Clay Before he fought too many fights And left his brain inside the ring And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods If certain girls don't look at you It means that they like you a lot If other girls don't look at you It just means they're ignoring you How can you know, how can you know? Which is which, Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cache, CEst Toujours Toi, CEst Toujours Toi, Croire, Dors Ma Belle, Dors Ma Belle (Berceuse Pour Une Bouteille), Dors, Ma Belle (Bereuse Pour Une Bouteille), Et CEst Pas Fini, Et C Est Pas Fini(Star Academie), Et C Pas Fini(Staracademie), Et C Pas Fini(Staracadmie), Femme De Nuit, Hymne La Nuit, Hymne La Nuit, Hymne a La Nuit, JAi Invente Le Desespoir, JAi Invent Le Dsespoir, JAi Invent Le Dsespoir, Je Leve Mon Verre, Je Lve Mon Verre, Je TAime Et Je Ne TAime Pas, Je TAime Et Je Ne TAime Pas, JusquAu Bout De La Lumiere, JusquAu Bout De La Lumire, JusquAu Bout De La Lumire, La Femenina, La Muerte, Le Chien, Le Roi Kakail, Les Jours De Pluie, Les Trois PTits Cochons, Les Trois PTits Cochons, Lettre DUn Vieux Guerrier, Lettre DUn Vieux Guerrier, Maledetto Angelo, Marie Raspberry, Mes Pleurs Sans Tes Yeux, Monica La Mitraille, Naufrage, On SEst, On SEst, Oreste, Ouvrez-Moi Le Coeur, Pour Tes Yeux, Pour Vous Aimer, Pourquoi Tu Veux, Quand Les Clochards, Seules Les Femmes, Trouvailles DEnfance, Trouvailles DEnfance, Other Dan Bern song Lyrics Baby Bye Bye Lyrics Baby Love Lyrics Beautiful Trees Lyrics Chick Singers Lyrics Closer to You Lyrics Cure For AIDS Lyrics Estelle Lyrics Eva Lyrics Go To Sleep Lyrics God Said No Lyrics Hey God Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Dan Bigras Lyrics Dan Byrd Lyrics Fogelberg Dan Lyrics Dan Fogelberg Lyrics Dan Gardner Lyrics Dan Girssom Lyrics Dan Hagerty Lyrics Hartman Dan Lyrics Dan Hartman Lyrics Hill Dan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy