Song Lyrics Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Dana Lyons Singer Lyrics>> Cows With Guns Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Dana Lyons Music Title/Track: Cows With Guns Theme ID: 2931 Album: N/A Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru Cows are one He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal Cow Se Tongue He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd Cow doldrums He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high Bad cow pun But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate Cows are bummed He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi Cows with guns They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye Cow well hung Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor Run cows run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed Cows have fun Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep Much cow dung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" Cow dung flung The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef Cows on buns The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay Cows outgunned The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers Related Lyrics Random lyrics: I Love You Not, Ill Never Fall In Love, Kids, Kiss Me, Diss Me, Last Night Regrets, My Constantine, Not Alone, One Night Stand, Second Best, Shes Anti, Tomorrow, Power Of American Natives, 1 2 3 4 007, 1234 007, 17 (Upper Version), Ballad For You, Boys, Brilliant 2u, Bumble Bee, Burning The Floor (Momo Mix), Butterfly, Cant Stop Fallin In Love, Captain Jack, Cartoon Heroes (Speedy Mix), Celebrate Nite (Euro Trance Style), Cow Girl, Crash, Destiny, Dinamite Rave (B4 Za Beat Mix), Do It Right, Dont Stop Amd 2nd Mix, Dream A Dream, Drifting Away, Drop The Bomb, Dubi Dub, Dynamite Rave, End Of The Century, Feeling Of Love, Groove 2001, Hero, Higher, Hyper Eurobeat, Hysteria 2001, I Believe In Miracles, I Do I Do I Do, Keep On Movin, Keep Ya Body Movin, Kind Lady, La Copa De La Vida, La Senorita, Other Dana Lyons song Lyrics Not found Other Artists Dana Rayne Lyrics Dana Winner Lyrics Dans Home Grown Lyrics Dance 2 Trance Lyrics Dance Dance Revolution Lyrics Dance Hall Crashers Lyrics Dance Nation Lyrics Dance Of Days Lyrics Dance or Die Lyrics Dancematic Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy